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open window

When there is an open opportunity in someone's relationship, meaning someone else can walk in and code green that Boop.
Jillian finally told me about her Open Window
by Jillians Daddy February 26, 2017
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Broke the Window

When a drunk college kid shatters a window, leading to a series of events that lead one to believe they have been cursed. These events could include
1. Arrest for underage/ public urination/ stealing a bike
2. Loss of license for three months
3. Giving the flu to half of your friends
4. Car breaking down driving a friend home
5. Ols getting his D-Dub
When we go back up to penn state we have to find that dick that Broke the Window because i need to put a face to the curse hes left on me
by MichaelWilliamHagan January 19, 2009
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widower's wrists

the increased muscle mass and strength in the carpal area caused by a widower's lonely consolatory activity of milking his maggot
since his wife popped her clogs Sid's got some mighty widower's wrists
by Flatus Maximus May 20, 2010
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window hole

The opposite of a doorknob. Doorknobs are unique, interesting people. Window holes are predictable, clone-ish, and freaks. Mostly freshman.
Those people are such window holes!!! Oh my Cedric!
by RatBob July 24, 2006
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window jocking

A term created by www.facebook.com/michaelreillymusic that defines a person of the opposite sex who portrays interest in you from outside of a store window while you're shopping
Person 1 - So, there I was, purchasing the new Jordans at Finish Line when I look over to the glass window and noticed two girls window jocking. I felt like a low fat blueberry muffin the way they were staring at me
by Michael Reilly January 23, 2011
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Window Zaxxon

The painful buffeting sound made when driving with one of the rear windows partially down.
Paige! Roll the window up I'm getting horrible Window Zaxxon up here.
by ZeeLeader July 20, 2012
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window phantom

A nosy neighbor who does not want to be caught spying. The person who wants to know everything that happens on the block. Seen in practically every neighborhood, and every movie depicting a neighborhood.
As I walked down the street, I had the eerie feeling that I was being watched. Must have been a window phantom.
by Pen Dragon March 31, 2013
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