The act of, or a person that has, sexual intercourse with inanimate objects. Though that is the true definition, You can also be classified as a Weaver by doing anything remotely sexual with inanimate objects.
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by Spanky McSpankers January 9, 2008
Get the Weasel mug.A "dance" performed by weasels and ferrets when they get extremely excited or threatened. They tend to jump around while making a strange barking noise. Most animals that do the weasel war dance get very clumsy and will run into things.
Coined by the comic strip Dilbert.
Coined by the comic strip Dilbert.
by Jaquelyn Hyde July 9, 2009
Get the weasel war dance mug.Usually someone who resides in northern Ohio, their behavior is much like a 10 year old however they dress like a 70 year old. Wardrobes consist of loafers, carpenter jeans and off colored T shirts that Easter Seals and the Salvation Army would not even accept as donated clothes. Weavers are usually the type to have sunglasses with thier initials on them, they try to act tough, can be easily influenced by others, and they usually like to call people his "brother" or " broham". A weaver will do well as a private investigator but not so well in the diesel technician field. They have a canning ability to find the truth, but lack the ability to change an oil filter.
I just had my batteries changed on my truck, now they are leaking everywhere, looks like someone did not bolt them down, wow, what a weaver...........
by 2973aeds September 17, 2010
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by The Countdro August 17, 2010
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Greg: You are so sweet. I love talking to you on the phone for hours on end...tell me more
Girl: Gosh! No one ever listened to me like you do...You are TOO sweet!!!!
Greg: I'm a SWEET WEASEL! You wanna have hot crazy monkey sex now?
Girl: Gosh! No one ever listened to me like you do...You are TOO sweet!!!!
Greg: I'm a SWEET WEASEL! You wanna have hot crazy monkey sex now?
by Sweeet li'l weasel July 21, 2009
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