sneeze the weasel

To masturbate; the weasel is the dick being sneezed.

"Bro, why are you so late for the meeting?"
"Ah, sorry, I got really horny and had to sneeze the weasel."

by RegaTheChad June 17, 2021

Weasel

A weasel is a person, usually male, who treats girls poorly. Characterised by sleazy behaviour and an extreme focus on his sexual aims.

"Edward's girl is so nice isn't she"
"Yeh shes too good for him, he's a bit of a weasel really"

by Patella53 March 12, 2022

Weasel

Willey; he’s not only a coward that is scared of kittens but Is a smug son of bitch that will shaft anyone for a couple smokes and a pull of sveds

That weasel willey smoked all the smokes and drank all my sveds

by Courageous guy May 30, 2019

Weasel

taking out ur teeth and giving someone a gum job.

Weasel hooked me up last night

by ruedog October 02, 2007

Weasel

A man that doesn't go down on women.

Walker wouldn't go down on me. He's such a weasel.

by Zan de bonz July 08, 2024

Weasel

A slim, yet very long penis with an average size of about 8 inches. It must make huge loads and sometimes make red ones.

"Bro Devon has a big ol' weasel"

by CaRtErrrr December 23, 2020

Weasel

A **weasel**, when used as a derogatory term, refers to an Indian person who is considered deceitful, sneaky, or untrustworthy, and most importantly stinks.

Look at that brown weasel.
The weasels keep scamming people for money.
I hate the weasel's accent.

by Davedave123777 January 08, 2025