a weasel is the most respectful, out-going, charming and overall best person you will ever meet. if you manage to befriend a weasel, they will be loyal to you for as long as your friendship lasts. a group of weasels is called a lads.
edson: i lost my wallet the other day, but jacob found it for me!
lawrence: that's so nice of him, he's such a weasel.
lawrence: that's so nice of him, he's such a weasel.
by ZapPliskin July 27, 2022
Get the weaselmug. A Mythical Creature, dedicated to Party Karate. It is able to drink copious amounts of Tequila, without a hint of fear. It can sneak around town without being captured by the feds. Not to be mistaken for it’s timid spineless cousin the typical Sneaky Weasel.
That Sneaky Phuckin Weasel really rocked the party last night... I have no idea how he weaseled his way from the Feds!!!!
by Sneaky Phuckin Weasel March 1, 2010
Get the Sneaky Phuckin Weaselmug. The art of hanging out in skanky bars sober in order to pick up drunk women take them home and have sex with them
John went weasel scouting on Saturday night and picked up a 58 year old intoxicated large lady and took her home and boinked her senseless. He went weasel-scouting
by Sarahr November 15, 2013
Get the weasel-scoutingmug. is a name for a small lanky guy who would rather fly than fight, always happens to get into bad situations and does anything to get out of also enjoys soft foods like jelly and custard.
by The Advantageous DJ & Salazar April 3, 2011
Get the weaselmug. by luke214169420 September 21, 2025
Get the Cheese Weaselmug. Noun: A derivative of the term bush pig, a bush weasel is a skinny, ugly, and weasel-like bitch. Skinny enough to get laid, ugly enough to never be claimed by any man.
by mikecoxhuge August 3, 2024
Get the Bush Weaselmug.