Uber

A ride-sharing service for whenever you can't get a taxi.
Timmy Turner: I can't find any taxis, I'll just use Uber.
*Gets kidnapped by Uber driver*
by fakename06 January 06, 2019
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Peewee's favorite thing to consume, well strippers and uber are his favorite, anyways the definition of Uber is Coke, Cocaine, Yayo, blow, snow, white, powder, dust, flake, cola, bump, line, etc.
Mr. Peewee once quoted "FYI my bday is tomorrow 🤷🏽 ♂️🤷🏽 ♂️ not saying I want gifts 🎁 but u guys know what I like 😂😂 " "UBER, and lapdances, oh and chinitas"

Mr. Wolfverine once quote "guuuuuuyyyyyysss........who would like to make my dream come true?!" " My dream has always been to do an Uber off someones butt"

Ms. Raynus once quoted " Alex ill let you do a line off my ass in you give me BUMP"

Ms Raynus also quoted " rogus I will never call the cops on you baby!.... againg"

Anyways Uber means coke.
Peewee loves uber and his birthdays is tomorrow sooooo you know shat to get him.
by Mr. Rogus December 14, 2018
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ubertomdic
A small roblox creator. She doesn’t have many friends and feels like she needs to give up. She tries to be kind to people but they just ignore he a lot 😐 I think she deserves better. She is a waste of space though lowkey 😂
Oh look it’s Uber let’s go attack her 🥰
Uber eats!

Can you be my Uber driver? 🥺
Oober
by Uber fan January 03, 2021
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A massive twink, yet denies they are one. Whilst it is extremely obvious they are hiding it.
A person in a certain discord server who I have a bone to pick with (also a massive twink)
Person 1: "You see Tyler over there? He's such an Uber."
Person 2: "Yeah, he tries to hide it too but he's so bad at it.
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An app where you can pay people to drive you where-ever you like for an other worldly cost
person 1: "uber for (name)?"
person 2: "yeah, that's me" *gets in*
by cowmas : ) December 26, 2021
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1. an app for people too rich for muni

2. sufficiently better than lyft
U wanna bus home with me?
-Nah, I just ordered my uber
by iwantfoodpleasefeedme March 21, 2018
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A word typically used by the elder emos to over exaggerate a statement.
by Elderemoslang December 28, 2021
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