Joe: Mary is looking hot tonight. Imma go talk to her.
Mike: Stay away from her if you care about your dick. I hear she has a turtle twat.
Mike: Stay away from her if you care about your dick. I hear she has a turtle twat.
by jaxon88 July 23, 2010
Get the turtle twatmug. a verbal twatting, or a mental beating is when someone has an argument with another person and one particular person wins in an argument so dramatically that the losing person is ended, gives up and leaves without uttering more than a "whatever" in sideways.
"haha, it looks like a dog"
"yeah thats funny actually, because thats what me and george said when we first laid eyes on you"
"ohhh motherfuckerrr ! !"
"you gave her a good verbal twatting, she was virtually put in her place."
"whatever."
"yeah thats funny actually, because thats what me and george said when we first laid eyes on you"
"ohhh motherfuckerrr ! !"
"you gave her a good verbal twatting, she was virtually put in her place."
"whatever."
by Timaaayyy . N January 23, 2009
Get the verbal twattingmug. Originating in the Bay Area, ca; twat-queer is a term for a lesbian. Someone of the female persuasion who is interested sexually in other women.
by anal sleds June 2, 2010
Get the twat-queermug. 1) Any loud-mouthed liberal female politician.
2) Any loud-mouthed feminist, or their self loathing male counterparts.
3) Any loud-mouthed lesbian.
4) Any loud-mouthed all of the above.
2) Any loud-mouthed feminist, or their self loathing male counterparts.
3) Any loud-mouthed lesbian.
4) Any loud-mouthed all of the above.
by Russ and Gus May 6, 2011
Get the Twat Twaddlermug. Husband: Suppose we'll be having sexual intercourse tonight, dear?
Wife: Oh yes, definitely, sweetheart!
Husband: Anything in particular you'd like me to do?
Wife: Yes! I love it when you rub your penis on my twat penis, baby! Now let me make a man out of you!
Husband: Excuse me, dear, but what in the hell is a "twat penis?"
Wife: Go look it up in the Urban Dictionary, honey! Then give me nine inches and make it HURT!
Husband: Oh no, not again! I'll have to screw you three times and knock you over the head with a frying pan!
Wife: Oh yes, definitely, sweetheart!
Husband: Anything in particular you'd like me to do?
Wife: Yes! I love it when you rub your penis on my twat penis, baby! Now let me make a man out of you!
Husband: Excuse me, dear, but what in the hell is a "twat penis?"
Wife: Go look it up in the Urban Dictionary, honey! Then give me nine inches and make it HURT!
Husband: Oh no, not again! I'll have to screw you three times and knock you over the head with a frying pan!
by Rick Roberson January 26, 2011
Get the twat penismug. by feefee April 4, 2005
Get the twat poofmug. by tomooo184 November 14, 2010
Get the twat blackbeltmug.