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twat puppet

Someone who cannot think for him/herself.
My friend insists on only reading books from Oprah's book club. What a twat puppet.
by BioBioPup February 28, 2008
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verbal twatting

a verbal twatting, or a mental beating is when someone has an argument with another person and one particular person wins in an argument so dramatically that the losing person is ended, gives up and leaves without uttering more than a "whatever" in sideways.
"haha, it looks like a dog"

"yeah thats funny actually, because thats what me and george said when we first laid eyes on you"
"ohhh motherfuckerrr ! !"
"you gave her a good verbal twatting, she was virtually put in her place."


"whatever."
by Timaaayyy . N January 23, 2009
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Marshmellow twat

A Creative word for when someone who gets easily offended, gets salty and/or upset, over something somebody said.
by RanelsonZero June 11, 2020
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twat penis

(n./slang) A synonym for clitoris.
Husband: Suppose we'll be having sexual intercourse tonight, dear?

Wife: Oh yes, definitely, sweetheart!

Husband: Anything in particular you'd like me to do?

Wife: Yes! I love it when you rub your penis on my twat penis, baby! Now let me make a man out of you!

Husband: Excuse me, dear, but what in the hell is a "twat penis?"

Wife: Go look it up in the Urban Dictionary, honey! Then give me nine inches and make it HURT!

Husband: Oh no, not again! I'll have to screw you three times and knock you over the head with a frying pan!
by Rick Roberson January 26, 2011
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Twat Twaddler

1) Any loud-mouthed liberal female politician.

2) Any loud-mouthed feminist, or their self loathing male counterparts.

3) Any loud-mouthed lesbian.

4) Any loud-mouthed all of the above.
by Russ and Gus May 6, 2011
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twat blackbelt

having a blackbelt in the art of being a twat
ben has a blackbelt in twat, hes got a twat blackbelt
by tomooo184 November 14, 2010
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twat poof

"What was that noise?"
"Oh, sorry, just a twat poof."
by feefee April 4, 2005
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