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turd chaser

(noun) industry slang for a lower-echelon upstart or novice plumber, often due to the nature of the majority of cheap, quick, service calls he/she commonly performs (id es, cabling out clogged pipes).
Journeyman Plumber: Boss, that property management company called back. Another gummed up garbage disposal...

Master Plumber: We're starting a full stack replacement and all new copper supply lines today--and it has to be done by next Tuesday. Let 'em call the turd chaser if they want it cleaned out. We're busy with real plumbing.
by xeonox January 10, 2013
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Turd Sack

A couple that both has incredible farting abilities and constantly blows up the bathroom
Regina turd sacked in the bathroom toilet drenching up the whole apartment.
by GeenaBeena January 27, 2018
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turd trail

"I wouldn't walk there if I was you, that's right in my turd trail"
by Joe D Beacon April 7, 2008
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turd yodeling

The deep, strangled sound one often hears when another person is working on passing a particularly, um, challenging piece of feces from their anus.

Usually quite loud and penetrating- heard through doors and over stalls. May inspire inquires of "do you need an ambulance?" "Holy shit! What did you eat??!"
Austin Powers - "WHO DOES NUMBER 2 WORK FOR??" is a great example.

In a sentence, "That dude started turd yodeling so loud in the stall I jumped and pissed on the wall!! His ass needs to eat some oatmeal!!"
by Hotdiggity January 6, 2014
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MMO Turd

MMO Turd is a definition used for an upset forum poster on a MMO forum site. Their characteristics consist of general hate towards modern video games, anger over updates that the majority of player base was asking for and many nonsensical conclusions. They are usually disappointed in what they have become but instead of turning that around, they turn against the game that brings them happiness as they do not believe themselves to be deserving of the good vibes. Therefore, while waiting on que for the next dungeon or battleground, they take it to the forums where they must ruin anything enjoyable for everyone around them, feeding on any attention given to them while digging their hole of self pity even deeper. Also, they have always stopped playing the game in question. Of course they have, why else would they be posting on the game forums.
I haven't seen him in years. His friends say the internet got him and he is now a MMO Turd.

Don't look at them, Ricky. I don't want you to be influenced by MMO Turds...
- It's too late, mother. You guys are paying for an incredibly bad product and for some reason okay with being treated like crap. i don't tolerate that and thus stopped paying.

Why don't you try and enjoy something for a change instead of being a MMO Turd.
by Animafreak April 13, 2021
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go turd

Using the phrase taking a turd implies the act of a Poop Goblin, so rather than incriminating oneself, they can instead imply that they are participating in nothing but the luxury of shitting, by saying go turd.

On the other hand, the phrase go turd was inspired by the expression from George Carlin explaining that they'd rather leave a shit than take one
"Hey can you pause the game? I gotta go take a turd."
"Absolutely not, I will not have any Poop Goblins in my house... Ever... again."
"Uhh, okay, well can I just go turd then?"
"Well if you put it that way, I guess it's alright."
the Poop Goblin-sensing crossbow in the bathroom then shoots a bolt straight through the turd taker, thus proving the act of taking a turd will never be forgiven. Go turd.
by DynamiteMechaGodzilla July 2, 2023
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Hurty Turds

Noun: Can denote a case of extreme constipation, but also a case of diarrhea, in which one has shat so much that the rectal area becomes irritated. Can also be used when one has consumed extremely spicy foods, causing the fecal matter to be spicy itself, and burn the anus as it exits, or large amounts of dairy product, such as cheese. Basically, any bowel movement that causes discomfort or pain.
Jeez, I really love that curry chicken my coworker made, but it gave me a raging case of the hurty turds.

That hurty turd was so damned big, I thought I was gonna have to have an episiotomy!!!! I was in the corner like Rocky, screaming "Cut me, Mick!!!!"
by Gunslinger19405 December 3, 2011
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