black tracker

Person, female or male, who romantically or sexually pursues married or celibate clergy persons.

Fr Michael better watch out for Leroy, he's a black tracker.

by bohuma February 27, 2004

turtle tracks

To make turtle tracks = to leave.

I'm bored... let's make turtle tracks.

by sam harris July 6, 2005

tan track

The organ used for anal sex. Generally heterosexual.

"I think I'll go for a run (or gallop) on the tan track".

Usage is jocular as it can be a double entendre, especially among horseracing enthusiasts.

See also "false rail", as used in the following example: "we had the false rail out last night."; and "Greek".

by Gauci November 23, 2006

William Tracksuit III

Average ignorant British asshole, IQ 59, watching soccer and BBC, believes everything the Internet says, and routinely makes fun of Americans with retarded stereotypes because it's supposed to be funny.

"OH YOU AMERICANS YOU EAT ABOUT 5 BIG MACS EVERY DAY RIGHT? AND FUCK YOUR 'FOOTBALL' TOO WITH YOUR SISSY PADS HAHA TAKE THAT GEORGE BUSH!" -William Tracksuit III

by Fat American Bastard January 17, 2009

Facebook tracking

When you post something on Facebook and you constantly hit the refresh button to see if anyone replied back. Regardless of the fact that Facebook would update this on its own.

I posted a really funny joke on Facebook today and really wanted someone to laugh at it too. So I spent an hour Facebook Tracking and no one thought is was funny.

by Fae Mousse September 19, 2011

snail tracks

when a female have a very wet pussy and drags her vagine down your tie and leaves her juices down your tie.

you should have seen how wet my girlfriens was after we had sex last night. she dragged her pussy down my tie and left some snail tracks.

by penelopy December 14, 2007

Track Queen

A person that stretches before exercising or playing a sport in a very ostentatious or exaggerated fashion as a form of showing off his/her stuff.

Dude, you see that guy over there doing jumping jacks like he was going for the Guinness Book of World Records?" "Yeah, dude--he's a total track queen...and I'm sure he thinks that makes him such an awesome soccer player." "Yeah well we'll see on the field.

by randomlyfresh November 2, 2010