where's the patch

What you should be asked when you complain that your favorite software is missing a feature or has a bug.

You: Why doesn't this program make me a sandwich instead of just sorting lines of text?

Software author: I'd be happy to merge those changes for you. Where's the patch?

by Spirit Bear January 29, 2012

[knows where the pond is]

When someone has not officially came out of the closet, but you are fairly certain of their orientation.

Jon:" Hey did you hear Vince and Angie broke up? Yeah he moved in with Sean in an apartment on South Beach."

Paul: "Yeah that guy says he's not gay, but heknows where the pond is.

by Travya October 13, 2008

Where's me

Where are/where is my...?
Liverpool dialect, usually run together to make one continuous sound: "weezme"

Lad, where's me car? Deffo left it here. Heavy if that's been nicked.

by Grenbish November 15, 2021

Where's waldo

When you accidentally wear a white and red striped shirt on your driver's license picture or some other important picture.

"Wow, he really where's waldo'd that yearbook picture!"

by Cookie Monster's cookie January 29, 2018

If The Glow In The Dark Bape Hoodie Owner Wants An Iron Then I Will Drop It Off At The Location Where I Retrieved It

If The Glow In The Dark Bape Hoodie Owner Wants An Iron Then I Will Drop It Off At The Location Where I Retrieved It

If The Glow In The Dark Bape Hoodie Owner Wants An Iron Then I Will Drop It Off At The Location Where I Retrieved It

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 1, 2025

Where there is a will there is a way

Anthony Sanchez Jr

Anthony Sanchez Jr makes anything happen where there is a will there is a way.

by OJ SAVAGE THE 3rd December 5, 2021

Does her dress have pockets? Because where in the world is she keeping her audacity?

"Does her dress have pockets? Because where in the world is she keeping her audacity?" is a 2021 colloquialism that expresses astonishment in response to an action perceived as rude, intrusive, or tactless. It is often shortened to "Can you believe the pockets on them?" or, simply, "the pockets."

"My mother-in-law just left a voicemail that she's on her way to stay with us for the next month..."
"Does her dress have pockets? Because where in the world is she keeping her audacity?"

"The new hire just interrupted the CEO during a meeting. Can you believe the pockets on that guy?"

"Deborah came right up to me at the bake sale and complimented my snickerdoodles even though I know for a fact that she told Trisha that she thinks my snickerdoodles taste like chlamydia. The absolute POCKETS on this bitch."

by eggsaladsocks September 24, 2024