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sniff the cow

Jerry is being a real hot head today. He should go sniff the cows.”
by bens crusty toes August 17, 2021
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whip the cow

I was home last night with my wife having sex and I whip the cow hard
by Hoodboiy May 5, 2016
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Milk the cows

A way to say can I “suck your titties”, but discreetly.
At work, to a female coworker; “Wow, can I please milk the cows???

At school, to your hot teach; “Can I stay after school, I’d like your help Milking the Cows”
by Shrimp Bayless February 18, 2020
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Big cow

Has a large cow in his back yard.
Person1: Have you seen the big cow

Person2: yeah he is in my back yard
by Big cow boy March 13, 2019
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Cowed up

When you turn into a cow and decide to turn up
by CowMan28 December 21, 2017
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Cow-Kicked

When you’re extremely exhausted, due to strenuous activity as a result of marital duty, or otherwise.
The word cow-kicked is used when one is with an extremely energetic partner, especially if one is on the receiving end. In such cases, it can be physically strenuous, or even painful to receive, but usually it’s still a heck of good time.
You ever have those knee-shaking, can’t stand, gone blind, gone deaf, can’t move afterward, nights of bliss? Yeah, that’s what I’m talking about.
Mary-Lou to her recently married friend: “Shirley, you look so tired! Is married life that hard?”
“Oh, I’m cow-kicked, Mary-Lou. That man does not know the definition of restraint! Can’t complain though.”
by Turtle_Mountain_Sensei November 22, 2020
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cow style

the act of two obese people having sexual intercourse
by 2346536373 March 2, 2022
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