chocolate chode

a penis that is wider than it is long...and is black.

ayo! check the chocolate chode on that nigga!

by pollwall May 30, 2008

suck on a chode

suck a small and wide dick

"hi fredrik, why dont you go and suck on a chode" suck on a chode

by willdic January 15, 2016

Chode

-One who allows themselves to be bossed around and does all the dirty work, but gets little or nothing in return.

-A follower or slave

"That's a great plan, but it seems risky. I'll get my chode to do it."

"That guy does whatever I say, he's my chode."

by Princess Chodestool May 25, 2006

Chode Rat

A unit of a insult Use this wisely as calling someone a Chode Rat will make them leak cheese out of their boobs( male or female they will leak)

Person1: does something wrong
Person2: your a Chode Rat you know that
Person1: *Cries while leaking cheese out of their boobs

by Black Betty69 February 17, 2020

siberian chode

An irregularly sized penis that has a greater width than length. The siberian chode tends to have many boyles and bumps towards the upper shaft and into the urethra. The semen produced from this estranged penis is highly acidic and has been known to cause burns inside of women. The siberian mosquito is a common carrier of the virus that causes this fucked up dick.

My friend Chris tore up Ariel with his siberian chode last night

by Forndog Millionaire April 09, 2014

chode myster

A chode myster usually has genetic traits of a angry bird as well as a humongous chode.... an example of a chode myster would be Burke Ryan

look over there, it’s a chode myster!

by fart697 March 14, 2019

Chode-being

A human being that resembles a chode (a penis that is wider than its longer).

*During a modeling job interview*

Interviewer: " Due to your chode-being looks, we are sorry to inform you Jean that you are unsuitable for this job"

by Sanjorge8 January 06, 2019