A Gorilla Tag Kid is a 3-13 year old kid who spends 400-500$ on a oculus headset just to play Gorilla Tag on it usually annoying and they think that being loud is funny. They believe everything they see on the internet. Get scared easily, parents think he is a mistake. they fake having long arms to scare people and get an ingame advantage.
Oh god this Gorilla tag kid is so annoying.
Gorilla tag kids are mistake made by the devil.
This gorilla tag kid is failing 3rd grade and should stop playing gorilla tag!
Gorilla tag kids are mistake made by the devil.
This gorilla tag kid is failing 3rd grade and should stop playing gorilla tag!
Heart so loving, toxic and dangerous she will never let you go but she does it in a subtle way you won't even notice because of her divine femininity. Possed by one who comes out as a femme fatale but deep down she's a real lovergirl
by Noboobiesbutabaddiestill August 17, 2022
A term used for when you have just shaved your pubes and then you collect them into one hand (masturbating hand) then you jerk it.
Smukatelli- Dude have you ever done the gorilla beat down??
Brad- What the hell is that???
Justin- Yeah!!! I have, it's just like fucking a 70's pornstar with her wild bush
Brad- What the hell is that???
Justin- Yeah!!! I have, it's just like fucking a 70's pornstar with her wild bush
by brown starfish May 25, 2011
Also called the Bloody Gorilla. Same as the Gorilla Slap, except its the female that stands holding a sprinkle of her freshly shaven pubes. Requires that time of the month conditions. Subsequent and corresponding boner face-bash is replaced by enforced anaerobic stawberry jam muff diving.
Derek sure loves Melissa. After he cheated on her again, he willfully submitted to a Lady Gorilla Slap to let her blow of steam and thus win back her favor.
Marge is quite the butch. When the crimson tide comes rolling up, she enjoys giving her conquests ye olde Lady Gorilla Slap.
Marge is quite the butch. When the crimson tide comes rolling up, she enjoys giving her conquests ye olde Lady Gorilla Slap.
by Lambda70 February 27, 2011
by Best gorilla tag player March 17, 2022
The western lowland gorilla (Gorilla gorilla gorilla) is one of two subspecies of the western gorilla (Gorilla gorilla) that lives in montane, primary and secondary forest and lowland swampland in central Africa in Angola, Cameroon, Central African Republic, Republic of the Congo, Democratic Republic of the Congo, Equatorial Guinea and Gabon. It is the nominate subspecies of the western gorilla, and the smallest of the four gorilla subspecies.
ME: *Getting chased by gorilla"*RUN!!! IT'S A GORILLA GORILLA GORILLA!!!
FRIEND: w-what?
ME: A WESTERN LOWLAND GORILLA! JUST FUCKING RUN!!!
FRIEND: w-what?
ME: A WESTERN LOWLAND GORILLA! JUST FUCKING RUN!!!
by CrashBox May 25, 2020
When you get beaten by wet sand because your sister have a twin but you got confused so you fucked her dad.
by URMOMSLOSTGORILLA March 18, 2022