Also called the Bloody Gorilla. Same as the Gorilla Slap, except its the female that stands holding a sprinkle of her freshly shaven pubes. Requires that time of the month conditions. Subsequent and corresponding boner face-bash is replaced by enforced anaerobic stawberry jam muff diving.
Derek sure loves Melissa. After he cheated on her again, he willfully submitted to a Lady Gorilla Slap to let her blow of steam and thus win back her favor.
Marge is quite the butch. When the crimson tide comes rolling up, she enjoys giving her conquests ye olde Lady Gorilla Slap.
Marge is quite the butch. When the crimson tide comes rolling up, she enjoys giving her conquests ye olde Lady Gorilla Slap.
by Lambda70 March 13, 2011
Get the Lady Gorilla Slapmug. by Debskelly1985 May 14, 2023
Get the scrambled gorilla poomug. A term used for when you have just shaved your pubes and then you collect them into one hand (masturbating hand) then you jerk it.
Smukatelli- Dude have you ever done the gorilla beat down??
Brad- What the hell is that???
Justin- Yeah!!! I have, it's just like fucking a 70's pornstar with her wild bush
Brad- What the hell is that???
Justin- Yeah!!! I have, it's just like fucking a 70's pornstar with her wild bush
by brown starfish September 27, 2011
Get the Gorilla Beat Downmug. by hairy gorilla November 4, 2021
Get the hairy gorilla #6122mug. The “Gorilla Congolese Flamethrower” is performed with your partner in bed. To do the Gorilla Congolese Flamethrower your partner must stick a lighter in their anus as you hold a mouthful of ethanol in your cocksucker. Then, as your partner spreads their cheeks and flicks the lighter, you spit the ethanol out of your mouth, directed towards your partners anal cavity while beating your fists on your chest and testicles (as a sexually active Congolese Gorilla with a flamethrower would), thus performing the Gorilla Congolese Flamethrower.
“Yo timmy, did you hear what happened? Norm and Dalani performed the Gorilla Congolese Flamethrower and Norm ended up going to the hospital with burns on the inside of his anus!”
by P Diddy Pimp Daddy November 28, 2021
Get the Gorilla Congolese Flamethrowermug. The western lowland gorilla (Gorilla gorilla gorilla) is one of two subspecies of the western gorilla (Gorilla gorilla) that lives in montane, primary and secondary forest and lowland swampland in central Africa in Angola, Cameroon, Central African Republic, Republic of the Congo, Democratic Republic of the Congo, Equatorial Guinea and Gabon. It is the nominate subspecies of the western gorilla, and the smallest of the four gorilla subspecies.
ME: *Getting chased by gorilla"*RUN!!! IT'S A GORILLA GORILLA GORILLA!!!
FRIEND: w-what?
ME: A WESTERN LOWLAND GORILLA! JUST FUCKING RUN!!!
FRIEND: w-what?
ME: A WESTERN LOWLAND GORILLA! JUST FUCKING RUN!!!
by CrashBox May 24, 2020
Get the Western Lowland Gorillamug. Whan a woman is performing analingus on a man in a Torrid dressing room in Gulfport Mississippi and she gets too aggressive causing the man to defecate a gorilla finger size turd into her mouth.
Sheila was eating my ass in a torrid dressing room, she got so into it that i shit into her mouth! I gave her a gulfport gorilla finger!
by Cpt_Cripple May 4, 2023
Get the gulfport gorilla fingermug.