wet eddie

the act of sticking your finger in your ass while jerking off

I thought he was just jerking off then I realized he was giving himself a wet eddie.

by chicken necker March 11, 2014

Uncle Eddie

When you go to a tattoo shop and tell the artist you want a tattoo in your pubic area. Then leave immediately once they've shaved your genitals.

I'm ready for my date! Needed a trim so I pulled an Uncle Eddie at a tattoo shop and dipped out!

by Antonioestamuerto May 25, 2024

Easy Eddie

When you pleasure yourself, and ur dick sneezes in 5 mins or less. Usually in a very unsatisfying way.

Billy didn't have time to do any edging, and was left considering his life decisions after the resulting easy eddie

by MinivanMafiaMan January 18, 2022

Eddy out

Exit a channel of water via the "eddy", it will swirl you out of the eiver and back out, to the river bank

Eddy out!! Gtfo bro.

by dezvarnish May 03, 2022

Eddie Healy

The only ever Asian Gaelic footballer that has played for Kerry at any age level.

Jesus that Eddie Healy is a gook is he?

by Sullybob02 April 06, 2024

Eddie murphy scary

Scary in an Eddie Murphy kind of way.

The girl was scary like Eddie Murphy, and in the trenches like McCauley Culkin in Home Alone, so you shouldn't underestimate her tricks. She is Eddie Murphy scary.

by Solid Mantis February 08, 2021

Eddie murphy scary

Scary in an Eddie Murphy kind of way.

The girl was scary like Eddie Murphy, especially when she got so serious, as she called it. She was Eddie Murphy scary.

by Solid Mantis February 08, 2021