Soggy Carpet

Sneaking someone's running sprinkler into their living room.

Pulled a soggy Carpet on my neighbor the other day.

by Shralpin Burms January 19, 2020

Aladdin and Abu’s magic carpet

The act of having sex with a monkey on the floor (more specifically a carpet) while being high. This is commonly done between a middle aged man and a very young monkey in a form of bestiality. This is referred to a magic carpet because the carpet flies when you are high.

Clax and the monkey names John had aggressive butt sex after passing around a blunt. This ended up occurring on a carpet for comfort, resulting in Aladdin and Abu’s magic carpet.

by Munt Master April 7, 2025

Rosé Carpet

when a girls on the rag and she hasn’t shaved and you go down on her

Honestly a was proper fuckin surprised when i turned on the lights mate, never thought i’d take part in a rosé carpet

by mymatemadetherosecarpet May 9, 2018

Carpet Shark

The sight of only a cat’s tail sticking up, usually with the view of its body blocked by a coffee table, as it moves across the carpet. The sight of only the tale moving is similar to a shark, but this shark is about to crush some cat nip.

Fucking carpet shark! That damn cat’s tale scared the shit out of me. Oh, sorry Whiskers, I wasn’t yelling at you, here’s some tuna.

by Silverslash January 18, 2019

Carpet tunnel

Another name for vagina

Let me get in that carpet tunnel

by Franklin Jackson Johnson July 13, 2018

Carpet dreads

When a girl doesn't shave or wash her lines for so long that the mat together forming dread locks

My girls carpet dreads are starting to stink up the apartment.

by Chewi and Obi October 9, 2016

carpet log

An oblong piece of excrement(Human or Animal) on a carpet

Bro,there's a carpet log in your living room.

by alextheman October 27, 2012