kidney basket

Common household cooler, repurposed for the use of storing and transporting stolen kidneys.

Guy says : Did you see the sale Walmart has on coolers?
Shady guy : yeah they make great kidney baskets.
Guy says : wait wha... *Passes out*

by Cat face emoji July 16, 2018

Mexican basket ride

When your partner spins a rod between a rope hanging from the ceiling, grabs right, and spins as fast as she can on your penis.

Did you hear what happened to James?
No? What happened?
His tinder date twisted his dick off.
Mexican basket ride?

Mexican basket ride?

by Slappyhandle December 13, 2024

Wicker Basket

When a turd dries in your anal hair and clogs the exit, creating a tangled mass of hair and shit.

If anyone saw my wicker basket I'd get tried in the Hague

by dillpickle93 July 6, 2025

Shat Their Basket

Farted, but not a normal fart. One that smells like poop and causes people to evacuate the vicinity.

Oh man, someone just shat their basket..

by theamazingsquid March 11, 2012

That's Going Straight In My Basket

An Act to pick up something that is necessary, using a funny term in the process

John: Oh look, some Carling! "That's Going Straight In My Basket!"

by twotowers202020 April 28, 2023

Collection basket

Money to keep the well oiled machine going, functioning.

Anything dysfunctional is no good for the machine, it's designed to have interchangeable, functional parts that keep it running (as a collective). No individuals. It takes lots of money, so there's always a collection basket to keep it going.

by Solid Mantis December 2, 2020

fruit basket (scream queers era)🧺🍓

Is an group full of a bunch of q*eers 🏳️ 🌈

“Omg did you guys hear about fruit basket (scream queers era)🧺🍓 ? I heard they do hard core d*ugs and play roblox all the time cause they’re FREAKS!

by xcoxic December 10, 2021