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Smurf

a Zombie labeler, a clone, someone that tells you gossip and comments and watches you with their third camera eye and tries to get you selfconscious in a evil way as to block you from creatively being yourself...Minions of the New world Order , they are the base of the new "piramids" and they are dividing everyone and propagating hate for humanity. thei are basically bio survaillence cameras with a mouth, they were tought by their trapped system to be Sodomistic to others....

as a group, they are mental chaos and cannot be defeated by a single person telling comebacks....
"Cannot escape the big shroom, smurf!"
by NIU Davinci September 25, 2020
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Smurfed

Dave: I just smashed that gangbangers girlfriend last week!!
Ty: If he finds out you are smurfed
by Spicydougnut November 24, 2020
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Smurf Cat

What is Smurf cat?”
WE LIVE, WE LOVE, WE LIE 🗣️🗣️🗣️”
by TheEndDragon October 9, 2023
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Papa Smurf

The father of all 100 tiny blue fucking communists also known as Hitler
by MonkeGod43 March 17, 2021
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Smurfing

The act of sitting on your girlfriend's face until she turns blue, and when you stand up she has a white beard. Best done when shaved.
Last night I was smurfing my girlfriend!
She'd be good to smurf!
I remember the first time I smurfed...
by Dykeosaurus November 13, 2014
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Smurf

She has a Smurf in the front
by Smurfdaddy69420 July 1, 2022
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Smurf Porn

The display of pornography featuring blue creatures usually performing gang bangs on a similar blue creature with blond hair. The term was first coined in the movie "Donnie Darko" by Ronald Fisher (played by Stuart Stone).
Jack: Hey there son, wanna watch a smurf getting smurfed in the smurf?
John: You mean smurf porn daddy?
by Dada Smurf April 18, 2018
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