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cat fart

The foulest form of wordfart known to man, originating from the colon of a domestic feline, especially when said feline is sitting in the lap of its respective owner.
Damn dude! That smelled just like a cat fart! Go find a litter box, will ya?!
by Anonymous November 9, 2003
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Tofu-Fart

A Tofu-Fart is bowel gas escaping from a vegetarian rectum, when the attached vegan biomass presumably ate tofu. Vegetarians mistakenly believe their farts don't stink.
I told that Tofu-farting vegan to pick me up two Whoppers with cheese at Burger King, and I would let her have the lettuce and pickle.
by JackMeough April 3, 2010
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Fart Biscuit

to fart in ones cupped hand then thrust the trapped fart-air into someones nose/mouth
me: if you give me another fart biscuit im going to murder your whole family.

you: ok.
by St. God January 16, 2011
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Whiskey Fart

To sit on the toilet after a night of drinking and have brown water fire hosed out your ass
oh jeez, i better strap myself in, i'm about to take a whiskey fart!
by Shamann July 6, 2004
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regurgitated fart

When a girl farts and it gets sucked into her vigina. Then at a later time she releases it.
Fuck Tom I went down on Kristy last night and she totally blew a regurgitated fart into my mouth
by johnnykisakeezik May 31, 2018
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Predumptial Fart

The fart or series of farts that occur immediately before defecation (or taking a dump). These farts smell much worse than regular farts because your poop is at it's closest point to the outside of your body.
Dude1: Dude, what is that horrible smell?

Dude2: Sorry dude, it was a predumptial fart.

Dude1: I think you need to go sit on the toilet!
by Buddahrid January 23, 2009
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Demo Fart

A small fart that’s just a preview of the lager main fart to come.
“The demo fart is warning to everyone in the blast radius to evacuate.”
by Alibaster Slim August 6, 2012
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