The foulest form of wordfart known to man, originating from the colon of a domestic feline, especially when said feline is sitting in the lap of its respective owner.
by Anonymous November 9, 2003
Get the cat fartmug. A Tofu-Fart is bowel gas escaping from a vegetarian rectum, when the attached vegan biomass presumably ate tofu. Vegetarians mistakenly believe their farts don't stink.
I told that Tofu-farting vegan to pick me up two Whoppers with cheese at Burger King, and I would let her have the lettuce and pickle.
by JackMeough April 3, 2010
Get the Tofu-Fartmug. by St. God January 16, 2011
Get the Fart Biscuitmug. by Shamann July 6, 2004
Get the Whiskey Fartmug. by johnnykisakeezik May 31, 2018
Get the regurgitated fartmug. The fart or series of farts that occur immediately before defecation (or taking a dump). These farts smell much worse than regular farts because your poop is at it's closest point to the outside of your body.
Dude1: Dude, what is that horrible smell?
Dude2: Sorry dude, it was a predumptial fart.
Dude1: I think you need to go sit on the toilet!
Dude2: Sorry dude, it was a predumptial fart.
Dude1: I think you need to go sit on the toilet!
by Buddahrid January 23, 2009
Get the Predumptial Fartmug. by Alibaster Slim August 6, 2012
Get the Demo Fartmug.