ducks and drakes

UK term for skimming stones across the surface of a body of water. (origin obscure)

To relax Archie would spend hours on the beach alone with his thoughts whilst playing ducks and drakes

by black flag May 29, 2004

Duck and fuck

A game where you shoot at a guys face and if or when he ducks, you have to fuck him

Let's play duck and fuck

by Bridke September 1, 2016

To giant ducks

A verb, perfect for when you want to turn someone down and confuse them at the same time.

A verb ideal for when you don't have plans but need to say you do.

Mark: "Hey, wanna grab some coffee later?"
Janie: "I'm sorry, I have to giant ducks, I'm swamped."

Teacher: "Where were you yesterday? Skipping class?"
Student: "No, no, of course not, I had to giant ducks."

Parent's note: "Please excuse Shelby from school tomorrow, she will have to giant ducks."

by Quacktastic11047 June 18, 2011

russian duck

an alcoholic layered shot made the same way as a duck fart
it consists of Kahlua, Bailey's Irish cream with mint, and vodka in this order.

"dude that Russian duck farted in my mouth"

by big B-F June 29, 2009

Oh duck

when your tryna type “for fucks sake” but your autocorrect is tryna spread positivity

“oh ducks sake she did it again”
“duck?”
“fuck. you know i meant fuck, tony”

by itsallokay June 3, 2021

Dry Duck

What you say before you put your dick in a extra tight virgin pocket pussy without any lube.

Dry Duck! Jimmy exclaimed as he stuffed his junk in the brand new pocket pussy he received in the mail. The skin ripped right off his penis, which had to be surgically removed at the hospital.

by LettuceFetish May 30, 2015

Duck Bung

A dirty asshole. A bunghole that’s a little muddy from a bad wipe job. Makes one walk with a bit of a wobble so as to keep them greasy cheeks apart and avoid skid marking the underwear.

I was hitting her from behind and each thrust was wafting her dunk bung.

I got the duck bung. It’s itchy. Pull over at that gas station so I can run in an wipe.

by Dick Onchin November 17, 2020