by JulieDonair July 15, 2022
by G.H.E.T.T.O. G.O.D. April 05, 2023
A caped crusader known for various tactics of defeating crime, including riding on top of cars (also known as Urban Surfing), and kerb-crawling next to suspicious cyclists. Driving at low speed, the Captain reaches out of his car and produces a playmobil telephone to offer to the cyclist, claiming "It's for you-hooooo!"
If said cyclist answers the phone, or rejects it, the captain will identify their criminality, and speed off into the distance, singing "Caaaaaaaaptain Uuuuuuuuniiiiveeeeeeeeeerssssseee!!!"
This term can be used as a noun to describe the superhero, or as a verb to describe his actions of crime-fighting.
If said cyclist answers the phone, or rejects it, the captain will identify their criminality, and speed off into the distance, singing "Caaaaaaaaptain Uuuuuuuuniiiiveeeeeeeeeerssssseee!!!"
This term can be used as a noun to describe the superhero, or as a verb to describe his actions of crime-fighting.
Did you see Captain Universe on Oxford Hight Street last night? He was mental! He nearly Captain Universe'd three cyclists in one go!
by Monty S-B November 24, 2010
by cyxnide August 12, 2022
Captain Sabertooth is a Norwegian pirate and leader for all the death metal bands from scandinavia! People in the cold nord pay tribute to the devil by listening to his songs, like "Hiv-o-hoi snart er skatten vår"
by big dick twins October 13, 2014
Captain Burrows, the best physics teacher ever. He has the same hairline and facial hair like Captain Price from Call of Duty 4. He's also known to low crawl through the classroom and wear a stuffed velcro cat.
Damn, Captain Burrows is such a badass but he gives some of the hardest tests, I got like a 50 on the last one.
by mr.bigglesworth010 April 04, 2011
A gymaholic mound of muscle who's either at the gym, or using the weights bench in his living room, in a bid to get rid of his chubby, youthful looks. Most likely to be found constantly flexing in front of 6th formers and frequently spraying them down with his mr muscle spray.
Captain Flex's movement resulted in such a gun show that it caused his jeans to rip. "Damn you fifteens!"
by Durk Durka February 03, 2009