Teeballs

When a male sets their testicles on a baseball tee and someone hits them with a baseball bat.

"Me and Frank played Teeballs the other day, They are so bruised."

by Ohioveteran2035 March 27, 2024

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teehan

A silly little rink boy
Straight goober who likes apples and oranges and bananas
Wishes he had friends to play Lego Fortnite but dosent. Might be gay
Jon scogin: hey teehan can I fuk u
:Teahan yeah lol

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by Fortnitebadger Raphael March 31, 2024

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teehan

A silly little rink boy
Straight goober who likes apples and oranges and bananas
Wishes he had friends to play Lego Fortnite but dosent. Might be gay
Jon scogin: hey teehan can I fuk u
:Teahan yeah lol

Teehan Naughty boy

by Fortnitebadger Raphael March 31, 2024

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teenage dipshit

a vague line where teenage dirtbag and a normal dipshit combine. not bad enough to be the teenage dirtbag a dad tells his daughter to stay away from (cause he was one), but not just dumb enough to be a dipshit. therefore, the 70% of the time probably high teenage dipshit. (can be nerdy though, just not in any conventional way, of course.)

the perfect mix between not being watched enough to be a good kid, and not smart enough to use that to their (his) advantage.

girl: “he may be a teenage dipshit, but he’s my teenage dipshit.”
girl #2: “at least he keeps the football jerks away.”
girl: “yeah, cause he rambled for twelve minutes about why AC/DC is better than Metallica, they think he’s a weirdo now. my weirdo. find your own, bi-“

by whatthefuckisgoingonoverhere? October 17, 2024

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teenager

v. when a teen is being “moody” because they are suffering (overstimulated, depressed, etc) and adults blame puberty because that’s easier than addressing the core issue

Parents are quick to teenager their children.

by Howlongcanthesepseudonymsbe? January 4, 2025

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