lazy little bitch syndrome

Lazy Little Bitch Syndrome, also known as LLBS, affects millions of whiny, inconsiderate and incompetent people every day.

LLBS is characterized as the complete inability to function due to laziness, accompanied by whining. Whining encompasses such subjects as:

-failing university classes, due to lack of trying
-inability to get/keep a significant other, due to lack of trying
-inability to obtain/keep a job, due to lack of trying
-inability to pay bills, due to the aforementioned job woes and/or lack of trying
-inability to think clearly, due to lack of trying
-inability to do jack shit, due to lack of trying

LLBS is commonly seen in both male and female patients aged 13-83; more commonly in adolescents and young adults.

"I can't seem to do anything but nom on these crisps and cry about not losing weight." "Sounds like you have lazy little bitch syndrome."

"I can't get a girlfriend, because I never go outside and cry about it on IRC all the time!" "Sounds like the LLBS has got you down."

by whiskeyish February 22, 2010

Silent Hill Syndrome

Silent Hill Syndrome (abbreviated SHS) is a rare but serious disease, most commonly caused by prolonged exposure to the game, Silent Hill 2. (hence the name)

Symptoms include but are not limited to insomnia, night terrors, hallucinations of hearing sirens, extreme fear of hearing said sirens, loss of bladder control after sirens are done, and in the worst cases, hallucinations of seeing Pyramid Head standing over your bed.

SHS is a very dangerous disease, but can easily be counteracted by suicide.

After finishing Silent Hill 2 last night, a firetruck passed by my house. I spent the whole night wide crying and smelling of urine.

Diagnosis? Silent Hill Syndrome.

Cure? Handgun.

by Hollywise23 July 7, 2010

Synchronized Swimming

A very tough olympic sport that is a combination of swimming, gymnastics, weightlifting, and ballet. Routines are ususally done in a team (4 -8 swimmers), combo (up to 10 swimmers) solo, duet, and trio. While during practice, swimmers wear regular swimsuits, goggles, noseclips, and hair caps, during competitions swimmers wear knox gelatin in their hair along with make up and are not allowed goggles. They also wear matching decorated swimsuits. The noseclip is the most important piece of equipment to a swimmer. It blocks water from entering the nasal cavity and affecting the swimmers performance.

Many synchro swimmers practice 5-10 hours a day for six days a week. Swimmers say the feeling during a routine is like a 400 yard dash while holding your breath.

kid 1: Hey, yesterday in the pool, I was trying synchronized swimming.
kid 2: Really?!?! Awww shucks, that is such a neat sport.

by synchroswimmr April 22, 2007

Driscoll Syndrome

n., a severe, chronic disorder caused by the atrophy of the 'giveashit' gland in the brain. Often characterized by daydreams and hallucinations of military coups and Marxism during potentially important events in one's life. Usually brought on during bullshit English classes when a five page paper is due, which results in sudden amnesia, often forgetting to do the assignment. However effects of this disease are limited and result in getting 'A' in the class.

That kid is humming the Soviet National Anthem and looking up Robespierre on Wikipedia when he should be studying, I am pretty sure he has Driscoll Syndrome.

by Hard as Tits February 13, 2009

AE syndrome

AE-syndrome, commonly known as After Effects Syndrome or Transoftware-conversion, is when an editor changes to the editing software Adobe After Effects and gets infected. They get so obsessed with the program that they change their total style, and often for the worse. From there they get washed.

Some editor: Yo Lytra, did you hear about some editor falling victim to AE syndrome?

Lytra: Yeah bruh, its pretty sad, and hes gone so far he's trying to recover by hailing Satan? I think his name was Shard or something. Crazy stuff in this world, am i right?

Some editor: Yeah, I miss the old Shard that cloned qlwlp edits at the time. I want him back instead of this AE syndrome infected editing style.

by qlwlp January 10, 2022

bitch nigga syndrome

When someone is being a real bitch nigga

Tyler is being a real bitch nigga. He must have bitch nigga syndrome

by Thicc Nigga Jeb July 28, 2018

moebius syndrome

A rare disorder caused when cranial nerves are absent or not fully developed. The symptoms of the disorder includes the lack of facial expression, absence of lateral eye movement, speech difficulties, hearing problems, feeding and swallowing problems, and physical problems in other parts of the body. People with this disorder cannot smile, frown, or blink, thus remaining expressionless as if wearing a mask.

Parents of a child born with Moebius syndrome may see that the child’s face does not move when he or she cries.

by Isilli December 12, 2008