statustician

An expert in or compiler of status updates

jane showed off her skills as a statustician by updating her facebook every 5 minutes

by jimi Haha December 18, 2010

status wave

A large number of Facebook status posted in a short period of time about a particular event shortly after the event occurred.

The announcement of a school system closing due to inclement weather brought on a status wave on Facebook.

by rachdc1 January 11, 2011

Status Hater

Someone that makes a negative comment on your status, in turn changing the whole tone of the comment and/or thread.

I just had my first defriendcident of the New Year when that status hater decided to act a fool and made a wack comment on my status.

by HBieber January 26, 2011

status chain

When one person changes their status, and then other people either make the exact same status, or change their status because of it.

Bob: Dude, I changed my status to "with my girl", and Ryan totally status chained me

Joe: Oh don't I know it. Pretty soon my whole facebook news feed was full of people apparently "with their girls"

by urherlurr March 4, 2011

Status Jacker

When you put up a status on Facebook and then over the next few hours or days, people put up the same status. Can be very annoying and often results in one of those "shake my head" moments.

Me On Monday: "Screw Harry Potter, I'm seeing the Winnie The Pooh movie!"

Friend On Thursday: "Forget Harry Potter i'm seeing Winnie The Pooh"

Me Thinking To Myself: What a Status Jacker, SMH

by TheOriginalBigNate July 15, 2011

Status bomber

A person that will write obnoxious, rude, or irritating comments on your otherwise brilliant and insightful status on Facebook.

Status: my life long search for meaning is over and I finally understand everything.

Commenter: Hey! You got rejected from that girl last night n00b !

Damn you status bomber!

by Musicassasin5 July 25, 2011

Status Humping

When someone that has no life sits on facebook and comments on everbodys statuses more than twice. The repeated status commenting is like humping, the same repetitions.

Dante: yo man, i got so annoyed on facebook last night
Tyrone: why man
Dante: because that gurl becky be "Status Humping" me all night...she commented on all my statuses like 7 times each
Tyrone: damn, shes facebook humping like a dog

by gladiatorstylinprincess August 12, 2011