hoe squat

A hoe squat is when someone drops to the floor with their butt touching they’re heels slightly and their knees to the sides.

Person 1: I hear that chick Eliza called you a slut!
Person 2: Well, I replied with “At least this slut can get a man unlike your crusty pig ass” hoe squatted and walked off.

by shawtieel March 19, 2018

Jack Squat

The act of masturbating while crouched directly over the face of someone that is sleeping. Upon nearing completion, you let out a yell so the sleeping recipient wakes up in horror while you simultaneously finish.

Bill gave his girlfriend a Jack Squat during her evening nap, suffice to say they're not together anymore.

by The Squater April 24, 2019

Esme squalor

Esme squalor is a character in a series of unfortunate events.

Esme squalor is an evil person who hates Beatrice and lemony and wants the sugar bowl

by Evil.fox June 9, 2022

Carolina squat

The act of an individual who is intoxicated squats down in their neighbors front lawn and defecates

Angel got so drunk at her daughters birthday party yesterday she did a Carolina squat on Maffew's lawn

by Chemosabi October 25, 2022

Goblin Squat

A sex position in which the man lies on his back and the woman squats on his dick facing him. The woman's heels must be in contact with the floor at all times. She then bounces her ass up and down on that cock like a dirty little migrant worker.

I'm sorry Greg, but I have to go into the Swedish forest to pick berries now

No please Agnieszka just give me the goblin squat one more time!

by Cheezy D on the mic July 20, 2023

Seattle Squat

When you are out for a romantic walk with your bitch and you have to take a shit. You stop on the street, pull down your pants, take a shit then smash your bitches face in it then make her lick you ass clean. Don't kiss her good night.

I was out for a walk and made the bitch do a Seattle Squat.

by Tant Lover November 16, 2006

Carolina Squat

When the front of a Truck/Suv is lifted higher than the rear. No purpose for towing, off-roading , etc. Your girlfriend likes it

That dude with the Carolina Squat just stole my girlfriend

by BWA_RonnieJohnson June 30, 2016