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Clock Spider

(CS for short) A spider that was once found behind a clock, three pictures were taken of it, one with its legs sticking out from behind the clock, one (clock removed) showing the relative size of the spider, and one (clock removed) showing the details of its body. A message board called LUE worships it, and there are rumors of it once having a ninth leg.
LUE bows in reverence to our almighty god, the one and only Clockspider, ruler of the universe.
by ned randersoff December 25, 2003
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Spider

Graffiti slang for a piece or stencil in a hard to reach (generally high-up) place.

Used as both a noun, verb, and occasionally as an adjective.
Noun: "bro, check out my spider from the weekend, it's on the top of the train tunnel.

Verb: "he spidered that piece"

Adjective: "all her pieces are really spider"
by smlk April 16, 2008
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two of spades

A double slap of the male genitalia forming the shapes of spades on each cheek.
Sally said "Oh my god, you gave me my first two of spades, I've always wanted to get a card tattoo!".
by Mr. Hester May 17, 2007
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spider enterprise zone

An abandoned or neglected attic, cellar, garage, shed, outhouse, mine, cave, etc. that been taken over by spiders busily investing in webs, and producing... more spiders.
Grandma's attic is a spider enterprise zone. That mountain cabin was a spider enterprise zone.
by BRL2 June 18, 2007
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Spider bump

1. When two girls intersect legs and rub or 'bump' their lady parts in a sexual motion.

2. When two girls rub and grind their dripping wet pussies together.
Those girls are totally going home to spider bump.
by yumtown March 13, 2009
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sidestreet sammy

Someone who always tries to find a quicker way to a destination by taking back roads or streets.
"What took you so long to get here?" "Oh, John pulled another sidestreet sammy on us."
by bohring April 26, 2009
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Spider-Webbed

Coming in your hand and throwing it at your partner.
Linda didn't want me to come inside her, so I shot in my hand and spider-webbed her.
by e0a8198 February 21, 2010
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