Glay Sperling

To exceed ones expecations.

"Damn Gord, you really pulled a Glay Sperling on that guitar solo..."

by Kal-El August 14, 2003

sperfy

nifty, cool, special, wack

Christopher Robin is so sperfy!

by Meggies October 13, 2004

spermacoligist

A male or female who specializes in the taste, smell, and texture of semen.

My ex girlfriend is a spermacoligist she sucked off all my friends trying to find a new breed of semen.

by Waco March 6, 2007

spermarific

Amazing, awesome, "spiffy", an expression of utter bliss

Guy 1:Dude I hooked up with Curtis's mom!
Guy 2: dude, that's spermarific!
Guy 1: You know a I slapped a beard on that ho!
Guy 2: Epic!
Guy 1: Then I found 50 bucks!
Guy 2: Wow, that's also spermarific!

by DeShanzie February 15, 2008

spermbird

1. Another word for penis.

2. A inappropriate way to say stork.

3. A bird and or parrot that sits on a pirates shoulder for the sole purpose of jacking off to.

1. That guy got his spermbird cut off.

2.Boy: Mommy where do babies come from.
Mom: The spermbird, sweety.
Boy: ????

3. Long John: Arrgh I lost me spermbird!!!!!

by Floppy Cock August 17, 2008

Spermscreen

The term used to describe the similar texture of sperm being related to a bottle of sunscreen therefore using it as a practical joke by filling a bottle of sunscreen with sperm and handing it to another.

Person one: Dude! Bill was such a dipshit to me yesterday!
Person two: Yeah dude! I know what you mean, he was a dipshit to me too!
Person one: Dude, we should totally get back at him, want to give him some spermscreen?
Person two: Yeah! Haha!

by WhatsherfaceBBQ July 14, 2009

Speret

A foward thurust of the hand in a pionted position into the arm.

Im ging to speret jake today.

by Homer Thrust August 12, 2009