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Snake knees

Jack shit. Nothing. Snake knees don’t exist and that is the point.
Guy 1: I’m broke as fuck man, I got a bank account full of snake knees.
Guy 2: damn.
by Clarence deepwater II March 24, 2020
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snake tonguing

When a male starts to urinate and the stream splits off into two equally flowing streams replicating a snake's split tongue.
I got up to pee after a long nap and i started snake tonguing. I immediately became irate after i realized the piss was all over the seat, which no male cares to lift. Hey, we are invincible aren't we?
by The see-ma-wae January 23, 2010
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Saskatchewan Snake

In colder parts of the world, it’s common to see uses of electric oil pan heaters to assist with engine start-ups and ignition. However when someone forgets to un-plug their vehicle’s oil pan heater from
the extension cord, the result is a dangling cord behind a truck or car.
Did you see that guy’s car? He had a huge Saskatchewan Snake between the wheels!
by Tangerine Tango December 27, 2020
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Rubber snakes

It’s like a snake right?, but it jiggles. It’s like a hose with sharp teeth kinda snappy. They don’t have genders because their unsocial there for don’t have social constructs.THEY ARE ALL GREEN!
“Today Samantha wore a rubber snake around her neck to school instead of a scarf,our teacher me haberny screamed and ran away, sam throw it at the teacher and screamed as she squirm” rubber snakes are rubber
by Genderless blob June 30, 2022
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Snakes in the lawn

When there is a snitch/tattletale in the area and you have to make your friends aware.
Be careful around that park, there are snakes in the lawn...
by etes October 18, 2017
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Juicing the Snake

The Male equivalent to the popular "popping your cherry". The snake referring to the shaft of the penis, while the juice is the ejaculate respectively.
"Mom, don't call me tonight. I'm gonna be out Juicing the Snake."
by Marshmallow Toes June 27, 2016
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jake the snake

the phrase 'jake the snake' refers to a game, which tests one's ability to jump over a rope, the 'snake,' who happens to be named jake.
by jakewuzhere November 9, 2018
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