Rusty Smoothie

A sexual maneuver involving the prior eating of cayenne pepper and laxative laden foods, in order to release the bowels into a suspecting sexual partner's face.

"Boris, will you give me a Rusty Smoothie later?"
"Sure dollface, I'll 'heat up the blender'."

by TheAngryBurger February 4, 2010

smooth sailor

1. Four shots of Sailor Jerry's

2. Strawberry- 5
3. Banana- 1/2
4. Coconut- 1/2 cup
5. Pineapple- 1 cup

We just drank three smooth sailors and I am not going to remember this in the morning.

by Good Ebening November 4, 2009

Smoothie

Often referred to as my boyfriend... He is a smoothie because he has such soft skin that i love to caress

Hey smoothie, lets make sweet sweet love

by Cleopatra March 16, 2004

smoothie

code word for doing it

Guy: Hey tara, do you wanna go to my place after school and have some smoothie?

Girl: Sure, I would love to have a smoothie with you!

by yoh0 December 9, 2008

smoothie

a frying pan

a woman in police custody once said, "she got hit upside the head with a smoothie"

by NancyT February 8, 2009

smooth brain

A chill and easy going person who knows how to keep people happy, comfortable, and interested in life. From wherever begins to wherever it goes to. Lots of love to all the smooth brains out there.

I hope to read stories about people who had a moment where a smooth brain appeared and made an otherwise situation that much better.

by whatshouldIeatforlunch December 8, 2020

Smooth

Iron

"My old lady hit me in the face with a smooth"

"I gotta go smooth my pants"

"Don't touch that smooth, it be hot, DANG!"

by pooji facett February 25, 2009