pendulum smack

After gravity has taken it's toll upon the male genitalia a man can now use his scrotum and testicles as a wreaking ball. Assuming he has two, one needs to bounce back into the other testicle sending it hurdling towards the desired object. Thus the pendulum effect.

Bro: How did you get that hole in your bathroom wall?

You: I realized I forgot a towel when I got out of the shower so I was going to helicopter myself dry with my giant schlong but I accidentally pendulum smacked the wall.

Bro: Ouch!

pendulum smack by Mr.Al January 16, 2015

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Wack Smack

To smack someone in the face with an ejaculated dick

Yoo i Wack Smacked that bitch i fucked yesterday

Wack Smack by BigGloWop April 5, 2016

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Vag smack

A quick smack to the vagina with the tips or knuckles of your fingers, much like the nut tap...

"This girl was messing with me, and I didn't want to get my make up messed up, so I vag smacked her"

Vag smack by KANT D3Ni June 16, 2016

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llama smack

When the girl decides that "it isn't good enough" so you bring in your uncles llama and you have some fun with your uncles llama and she directs all of her attention to the llama and starts hitting the llama on the left buttcheek instead of you

" I tried to give it to her but instead she gave me the llama smack."

llama smack by the boi that doesn't care February 16, 2017