Try that in a small town

An event in which a hillbilly ejaculates his semen into a midget’s ass in front of a group of people, causing the entire group to engage in a gay orgy.

I just saw a Try that in a small town.

Try that in a small town by Balls Obama September 4, 2023

small 

your dick

your dick is small

small by OOGA BOOGA JOOGA GOOGA July 22, 2017

Small Brained 

When someone is a fucking idiot they are a small brain.

Mike "Yo I charged off the map trying to get the transing zen."

Jane "LMAOOOO you are so small brained nerd lol."

Small Brained by SMall BRained February 21, 2019

small dick big dreams 

a label put onto those people who have exceptionally small male genitalia, as well as enormous hopes, ambitions, and goals.

Oh man, that guy looks like he has small dick big dreams

small dick big dreams by wafflecuck April 6, 2017

smallediumexilarge 

a simple way to order every size of pizza in one order, usually while stoned.

<15 minutes after smoking a bowl with your buddy>

CASHIER: "Thank you for calling Washington Street, Round Table! What can I get for you?"

ME: "I would like to make an order for pick-up. Could I have a smallediumexilarge All Meat Marvel?"

CASHIER: "A smallediumexilarge?" "What is that?"

ME: "That's a small, medium, large, and ex-large pizza-one of each bitch."

CASHIER: "That'll be 20 minutes, thank you."

smallediumexilarge by Tonamien Bullain September 10, 2008

small fortune 

a significant amount of money, especially more than expected

Don't pay a small fortune for dietary supplements that fail to deliver.

small fortune by The Return of Light Joker September 3, 2009

small bird 

a bird that is small
bird is another word for penis

Mike has a small bird
the ladyboy has a small bird

small bird by small bird March 7, 2018