Sausage Slingshot

An act where you find the closest douche-bag on the beach wearing a one piece speedo, catch him off guard, and grab whatever you can get your hands on(speedo wise, you dirty minded fucks) and pull as hard as you can, letting go and turning that mother fucker into a Sausage Slingshot

Person 1: Hey bro, what's with the weird walking?
Person 2: I was at the beach yesterday rocking my speedo, and some little cunt gave me a Sausage Slingshot.
Person 1: Damn dude that sucks

by Heisenbyrge II May 13, 2016

Web Slinger

The act of pulling out during sex and finishing in your hand, only to throw it into your lovers face.

Man1: man, Sidney was being so annoying yesterday.

Man2: oh yeah, what did you do about it?
Man1: when we had sex last night, I gave her a web slinger. She got so pissed!

by Huge hammer69 January 27, 2022

Rocky Mountain Slinger

After you have taken many drags of marijuana, your take your own shit and throw it at someone.

I'm going to Rocky Mountain Slinger you!

by Laxninja August 1, 2009

slophouse-shit-slinger

A institutional cook that serves low grade food who got the bad "wrap" mainly because of the mad cow disease epidemic.

Eat an Entrée Manure while this entrepreneur shoves shit down my throat like a slophouse-shit-slinger.

by Vin Nguyen July 9, 2017

You Were Saying?

When you are super baked and in the middle of a story, but forgot mid story what you were talking about. If you say "You were saying?" it is a notification to your friend you have no idea what you were talking about. That friend can either remind you where you were in the story, or they can start their own story with no worries.

So then MJ said Winn Ah Bay Go and I was like.......You were saying?

by anonymous August 29, 2022

slingshot

the act of getting rid of a used condom. (puting on thum, puling back and letting go to make it fly away.)

after having sex, they needed to hide to condom. So they slingshot it out the car window.

by smitherson268 January 2, 2012

slingin diesel

The act of spitting game. Selling yourself to a member of the opposite sex in the persuit of sex.

Hey man you ready to go down to the bar and start slingin diesel?

Yeah bud I'm getting laid tonight!

by splashlin May 17, 2007