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beaver slap

when a person slaps or hits a girl in the lower abdomen right above her vagina
Jenny bent over in pain when she was beaver slapped
by tatas_r_ur_friend November 9, 2003
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happy slap

A growing craze mostly popular with groups of chavs, especially in the London area, where they single out a complete stranger and smack them on the head, usually whilst recording it on a video phone, then do a runner.

The victim is almost always totally unaware, and they use it to their advantage so the vicim doesn't have a chance to grab the slapper and beat the living shit out of them.
Happy slappers are more evidence that humanity is either doomed or splitting.
by generic May 29, 2005
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wallet slap

when a bitch is arguing with you, you take out your wallet and slap her across the face with it. Clarification: you are not simply throwing the wallet at her or hitting her with it, you are holding one fold of the wallet in your hand and flicking your wrist; thereby causing the other fold to flip out and slap the intended target.
a girl keeps talking about how a flier for your organization's party is offensive to women. in order to spare yourself the effort of having to pretend to listen, you quickly remove your wallet and perform the "wallet slap." She never saw it coming and is completely silent afterwards; thus saving much needed oxygen from being wasted.
by inDAmoniesGAME January 5, 2009
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Blood Slap

Where you get bloody poonani juice on your hand and slap somebody with it. This person has been 'blood slapped'.
Scotty,"Slap!"

"Dude, you just blood slapped me.
by Seraph November 16, 2004
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Slap the Table

To make a decision.
To come to closure on a topic that has been discussed and debated to death.
Note - Used most effectively in conjunction with the actual action of slapping a table.
After going round and round on a topic, one of the board members said "For God sakes, will someone please just Slap the Table!"
by Dr Ock February 12, 2008
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Slapping-Dicks

When you have sexual relations with a girl who you later find out has had sex with one of your friends or someone who you once knew. Then you are slapping-dicks with them. Much similar to sloppy-seconds.
Bob: You know that girl Jenna?
Jimmy: Ya. Why?
Bob: I totally beat those cheeks last night.
Jimmy: Oh ya? Me too. A few weeks back.
Bob: Ah man! I was slapping-dicks with you.
by RH9 December 18, 2008
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slapping donuts

Ya, those two girls are totally slapping donuts.
by Earl Aker October 27, 2006
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