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T-shirt Time

T-Shirt time: When one takes there "freshest" t-shirt and applys to oneself before going out for a night of smoshing.
At T-shirt Time, he went to his room and got his V neck so that he could look fresh.
by j Breeazy October 18, 2010
mugGet the T-shirt Timemug.

Calgary T-shirt

A hooded sweatshirt. A Calgary T-shirt is the least substantial article of clothing that can be worn comfortably outdoors in Calgary, Alberta, Canada where the temperature seemingly never exceeds 14 degrees Celsius even during the warmest part of the year.
"You don't need to wear your touque today Bob, it's beautiful outside! Just throw on a Calgary T-shirt."
by Sean BonJovi December 24, 2007
mugGet the Calgary T-shirtmug.

Swedish Dress Shirt

When a caucasian individual receives a line of hickeys that extend from the neck to the genital region.
Dude: So how was Morgan last night?
Other Dude: Shit got crazy man. She gave me a Swedish Dress Shirt. I won't be able to go swimming in public for weeks.
by realfeeleydrinkers July 14, 2012
mugGet the Swedish Dress Shirtmug.

Festive Shirt Fridays

The day wear all the cubicle employees either have fruity shirts or no shirts at all.
Euugh man. I just saw Dilbert's moobs.
by nikkan_hanil July 2, 2004
mugGet the Festive Shirt Fridaysmug.

Dog Blanket Shirt

What Lumberjacks and poor people in the early 1990's wore.

Flannel check shirt often worn over a t-shirt, with jeans and rigger boots, fake Caterpillar boots or Gola plimsoles.
Yanks call it plaid
James: Dude, your shirt is the same material as my dog's blanket. ergo that is a Dog Blanket Shirt.

Alex: I dont care what you say about my shirt, I like it personally.
Alex's boss: You didn't pay for that shit you're wearing did you?

For further examples of Dog Blanket Shirts look for Dom's Dog Blanket Shirt Calendar from the BBC Radio 1 Chris Moyles Show.
by Wordsmith Ru February 5, 2009
mugGet the Dog Blanket Shirtmug.

T shirt Fuck

The definition of this unique and interesting phrase is when you violently have intercourse with a t shirt of your choice.
Bro there was this one time where my dad was watching me T shirt Fuck my Gucci sweater. No cap.
by sistersmasher69 June 12, 2021
mugGet the T shirt Fuckmug.

MCR shirt girl

Sad because flannel girl was breaking with her 👴
-MCR shirt girl is crying
-Flannel girl broke up w her
by that little reggid March 12, 2020
mugGet the MCR shirt girlmug.

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