Sphincter scale

The measure unit of a fart based on it's intensity/ sound

Ex 1: I just ripped one of 8.5 on the sphincter scale
Ex 2: that wind was for sure a 9.1 on sphincter scale, had it been passed 10 I would've shart those pants

by simdugz February 6, 2025

Gayter Scale

Similar to the Richter Scale, the Gayter Scale is a measure of the homosexuality of an individual.

Damn Cory, that last sentence put you over a 7 over the Gayter Scale.

by CoryisGay May 16, 2016

1-10 female attractiveness scale

A system of quantifying how attractive a female is by placing her on a scale of 1-10, with ten being the most hot and one being grotesquely unattractive.

Matt: Yo, I think sarah is pretty hot!
Josh: Yeah, I'd say 8 out of 10 in the 1-10 female attractiveness scale.

by MeltedMig August 31, 2016

1-10 female attractiveness scale

A sort of poll that attention seeking females ask innocent people to involve themselves in in vain hope of it making them feel better about themselves. I would personally advise to never participate in these polls, as there is no right way to answer them. With an attractive person, voting low can make you seem petty and spiteful. If you vote high, all you are doing is feeding their already inflated ego. They know they look good. With an uglier person, the situation is even more delicate. Vote low, and you seem like an asshole for telling the truth and will surely hurt the asked. Vote high, and you seem like a lier. Don't partake. It's dangerous.

Person: rate me with the 1-10 female attractiveness scale pls me: I'd rather not actually

by Mr Kyte! September 22, 2016

Walker Bonk scale

The walker bonk scale is a medical scale from 0-100 on how hard someone has been hit on the head by someone or something else.

“Doctor he’s been hit on the head with a tyre iron” “ what’s the level of impact nurse?” He’s a 37 on the walker bonk scale.. only slight deformation of the skull” “ send him straight to the bonked specialist” “right away”

by Gary the bonk specialist March 18, 2020

1-10 female attractiveness scale

Basically a "measurement" of how a boy or possibly girl(whatever floats your boat) would rate a female. The lowest rate being a 1 and the highest being a 10. The following factors that will affect the rate are the looks and body.

Boy 1: Dude, look, that girl over there fine.
Boy 2: Naw, she a 6 on the 1-10 female attractiveness scale at most.

Boy 1: I think she bad. 10 outta 10.

by imSHOOKasf August 31, 2016

Vlada's scale

Vlada's scale: when Vladimir does something, so you say to your friend 'how much are you *something* on a scale from zero to vlada'

Vuk: *pokazuje Emi stori* ' Od kada je vlada postao bejzik devojčica?'
Ema: 'Koliko si bejzik na skali od 0 do Vlada?' (using Vlada's scale)
Vuk: ' Vidi ima još i onog pingvina'

by Jeremy's pneumonia January 21, 2018