Roman Hello

A roman hello is a greeting in which the two greeters grasp each others' glans and shaft then tug downwards in a short, swift motion.

After work, the colleagues met at their regular bar and greeted each other with a roman hello.

Friends and family lined up to exchange roman hellos with the groom.

by theolrub April 22, 2023

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Roman Paint Job

To paint, write, or otherwise mark upon any structure, vehicle, or surface, in order to protest fascism of anykind.

Damn, did you see what happened to the cyber truck? Someone gave it a Roman Paint Job because fElon Musk is a NAZI!

by Anonymous Painter March 11, 2025

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Roman

Roman is the best guy all around, He is a stud in all sports he will always make you smile he is a really cool dude and well liked

Roman is awesome

by Rafael R April 4, 2022

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The kinda guy who works tirelessly with extreme efficiency and accuracy but also finds time for friends family and himself. The man has at least one hobby and likes to be free. He might have a small problem with himself (he wants to change sleep habits). He is kind and inclusive to those who deserve it. He is a natural born leader if he needs to be, but would rather let someone else tell him what to do. He's love sick. He wishes for a loving gf seeing as the last one cheated. has a secret talent for writing and painting and likes kittens and puppies equally. He loves to play games with friends but also likes to go it alone. He is effectively loyal to you as long as you don't absolutely wreck him. He's usually kinda tall, standing at 1.8-2 meters tall. He wants to visit Australia and New Zealand. In his hobbies he enjoys planning and execution of large scale (often expensive) projects. He's a tiddie and ass guy and likes thick or thin, tall or short girls. He's a great hugger and an extraordinary cuddler. He is still pondering if the cia documents on different dimensions is true but he doesn't actually care. He is a seed in the ground waiting to sprout ;) (he's also the heir of his smol families patriarchy)

Matticus: so roman will end up like me eh..?
Timothy: no. Maybe similar but not quite you or his mom.

Matticus: well like me or not, one thing is for certain.
Timothy: whats that?
Matticus: he is going to be more powerful than you or I or even our dad. He truly is the hidden king.
Timothy: do you really think so?

Matticus: yes. He will make an excellent patriarch

by Manbearpig666666 October 22, 2020

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Roman Horse Rope Pull

A way of pleasuring one’s self by tightly wrapping a thin rope around their genial, tying the other end to a horse then having the horse gallop away. When the rope comes undone unblocks the blood flow back into the genitals, transpiring into great pleasure.

Tom had never tried the Roman Horse Rope Pull, but when he got to his uncle’s ranch he knew it was time.

by Peter Sheen November 23, 2021

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