Robbed

When a man named Robert sticks his thumb in the rectum of an unsuspecting victim, and leads his around like a puppet, while spitting tobacco juice on the back of his head. Usually done to establish dominance.

‘Help I’m getting Robbed!’

‘She no longer respected her husband after she saw him getting Robbed.’

by CreakingTom October 14, 2021

stinky rob

When you run out of toothpaste so your homeboy shits on the brush

I gave John a stinky rob last night. His drunk ass couldn't tell the difference

by PoopFlipper July 9, 2023

Rob kellas

Rob Kellas a member of TPD TV
ARE U MINE BABYYYYY

Swhhbb?

Rob kellas is a real life inbetweener

by swhbbyoutellme October 1, 2022

rob west

Cock head boss,

Pretty boy loves himself,
Cheats on his wife with co worker,
Gets blown in carpark at Galleria

Oh my god, He's a total Rob West.

Gets cock sucked in Galleria car park by co worker so she can keep her job, Such a Rob West.
Cheats on his wife, getting blown in a carpark like a Rob West.

by SadMac February 8, 2015

Rob

The most amazing man among men. An honest person,faithful husband. Polite to a fault but is an unconquerable opponent should you find yourself on his bad side. Robs are generous and witty. Intelligence is one of the many traits hard to hide for them.

Rob is amazing. He loves his wife Rose.

by Aew-some June 24, 2018

Rob-Stance

Standing with your spine straight & your legs at a 45-degree angle away from each other so they form a 2D pyramid of sorts. The Rob-Stance was designed to achieve higher levels of thought as well as skill learning.

It has also been said that it increases testosterone, life expectancy, meme potential, aerodynamics, thermodynamics as well as it just looks cool.

It also allows the user to properly utilize short tables while being tall and not having a chair.

guy 1: These tables are so damn short, we need bigger ones!
guy 2: Just Rob-Stance.

by Le Boy September 12, 2022

rob likes Covid ballz deep

Mike uses a COVID mask to hold up his balz and keep them safe... That's the one Mike lends Rob that faithful day in October when Rob forgot his mask and graciously wore inhaling Mike’s teen spirt. Balls beep biatch ;)

Rob likes Covid ballz deep.

by SikentG October 10, 2020