beef-queef

1. A queef performed by a bovine cow.
2. A penile queef.
3. A normal female queef with an appetizing smell, such as that of roast beef.
1. We was out cow tippin', and one of them heifers pulled a beef-queef in Hershell's face!.
2. After my surgery, I was somehow able to beef-queef at will.
3. I thought it was lunch time, but it was just Theodore's sister's beef-queef.
by Walenski July 11, 2008
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nut queefing

the sexual act of placing one's balls in another's vag and the sexual partner queefing them out or you can use salted peanuts just in case of a different sexual orientation
man I'm feeling kinky tonight you want to go nut queefing tonight
by trollzor48 September 26, 2017
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queef head

people whose names start with the letter "L", george bush is a queef head
by Dr. Lucas July 16, 2008
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queef bag

A bag that contains vaginal gasses and is usually is distributed to a large amount of sadistic men who usually go by the name "bush".
Bush declared that same-sex marriages were unethical.....so a pack of lesbians queefed into one bag and presented it to bush. And that sick son-of-a-dildo-loved it.
by Skyclad_Vikky April 14, 2004
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Queef Cloud

The amorphous gathering of vaginal smog that is emitted from a puss during the act of queefing, often carrying a strong aroma. Often attracts rappers.
Susan's queef cloud was so strong that pretty soon half of the NBA was elbows deep in her squish mitten.
by Diquey Tiqle December 16, 2009
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queef-bean

"Margolis, your such a queef-bean!"
by sam56sha56 September 01, 2008
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Queef Pie

The Act Of Queefing Into Someone's Face Whilst They Perform Cunnilingus
Omg I had a queef pie last night!
by 03woodsj May 28, 2009
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