Pocket Balance

Pocket Balance is achieved when the weight of items in your pockets is roughly even on eash side.

Somehow my iPod has meandered over to my left pocket- when its in my right pocket, i have a nice pocket balance between my phone and iPod.

by gthgfhtrhtrh6 March 10, 2009

Pocket Pic

The common act that occurs when a person's phone takes a picture while still in their pocket. These pictures a identified by the entirley black screen seen when looking through pictures.

J: Hey, most of the pictures on your phone are just black screens.
S: Oh yea I forgot to lock my phone those are just pocket pics.

by Avarice XIII May 10, 2009

Pocklet

A food or treat that is unexpectedly filled with a sweet substance; most often chocolate, but can be jelly, cheese, etc. Within one food item, there can be one pocklet or many, it does not matter.

"Wow! This croissant has the most amazing flavor pocklets!"

by sjlaw52 July 12, 2009

pocket charazard

Another word for a lighter, often used by obsessed pot heads.

"You got a pocket charazard Patch"

"Anyone got a pocket charazard"

by Slippy Sally August 8, 2009

pocklet bar

A chocolate bar you stick in your pocket, is forgotten, becomes a melty mess packet of goodness and is then found usually at the end of the day or when your wife checks your pockets before putting them in the wash.

eg. "Tim you shouldn't put that chocolate bar in your pocket, you know you will forget and it will be a pocklet bar by tonight."

by Maggiemootimmiitoo October 31, 2009

Pocket Prolapse

Condition caused when pulling a cell phone wrapped in a silicone type of cover/sleeve, and it causes your front pants pocket liner to turn inside out exposing itself.

When he pulled his cell phone out of his front pants pocket, the pocket liner experienced a pocket prolapse and had to be pushed back in.

by Sellin2Buy July 13, 2010

pocket cleric

noun. MMORPG jargon for NPC party members brought along for the sole purpose of healing human-controlled characters. Term originated in Dungeons & Dragons Online, where NPC hirelings are purchased from a store, and an icon for their contract appears in the character's inventory (i.e., in your pocket). Double-clicking the icon summons the pocket cleric to join the party, which he will follow like a stupid puppy, all too eager to apply band-aids to reckless berzerkers and click-mad zergers.

Dude, we got totally smeared on Tempest's Spine last night.

If you had room in the party, you should have taken a pocket cleric!

Yeah, like we want to take a retarded puppy up to fight Sor'jek. At least we might have made it that far, though.

by Skaught October 26, 2010