john pumpkin

A person that is really bad, stupid or beta

That knigger is a John pumpkin

by Will F24 December 11, 2018

Pumpkin pie

Someone who is a cutie, sweet, or simply is good person

Awww he’s so pumpkin pie

by Maddog_12 November 14, 2023

smash the pumpkin

fucking a girl

phil is going to smash the pumpkin tonight

by ThePumpkinSmasher March 20, 2016

The pumpkin

The pumpkin is the reverse Blumkin. The act of eating a girls pussy while she takes a shit.

Her. Have you ever had the pumpkin?
Me. Can I give you a pumpkin while you’re taking a shit?

by Jkooking February 4, 2024

Pittsburgh pumpkin

The act of defacating on on a womans chest while she performs fellatio on you.

Man i had this nasty freaky bitch give me a Pittsburgh pumpkin the other night

by Fallen savior May 11, 2019

Ninja Pumpkining

When you slpooge in someones face and they get it in their eye and it burns and gets an off white yellowish necklace and you don't know who did it.

I just got boomed by that Ninja Pumpkining.

Did you get a pearl necklace?

No, well its more of an off white yellow, did you see who did it?

you don't know who did it? well it wasn;t me or I'd have laughed about it.

by Miss Teri April 10, 2015

Filthy Pumpkins

A variation of the Filthy Sanchez, but using pumpkin pie filling instead of feces. After climaxing, the (usually) man crosses his hands and points his fingers a la David S. Pumpkins and yells "ANY QUESTIONS?"

We had some leftover pumpkin pie filling at Thanskgiving, so we decided to do a Filthy Pumpkins for a change of pace.

by herbnderbin November 21, 2017