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Poop Sock

Poop Sock (n). - A normal foot sock which is used to defecate into. The use of a poop sock can be caused by a lack of willingness to get up and go to the bath room, due to being presently engaged in a video game, or other mentally strenuous activity.

Poop Sock (v). - The verb poop sock, is used to allude to a process that will consume much time, and involve very little moving.
- I have a poop sock of a test coming up for Latin. Should take at least 3 hours to finish.
- That Molten Core run took 8 hours; sure was a poop sock and a half.
by Beau Bouchard August 27, 2007
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Poop Noodle Parfait

The end result of plowing your girlfirend in the ass, then pulling it out and having vaginal intercourse with her, then pulling it out and sticking it back in her ass and so on. Causing layers of poop, vaginal juice, poop, blood, etc in alternating layers just like a parfait.
Andy: "I'm gonna go grab an ice cream cone, do you want one?"

Jeffie: "No thanks, I got a poop noodle parfait from your wife last night."
by Eyepoo Ucantu January 12, 2011
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poop tube

The tube like section of the body in which fecal matter exits. Your anus.
I just let my entire dinner slide out my poop tube.
by K-rizzle November 16, 2004
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poop

a large, atrocious enormous blob of brownish stuff that comes out of your ass in all shapes and sizes. Sometimes crawling out, other times catapulting out, creating huge splashes.
The poop shot out of my butt at rapid fire speed.

As the poop hit the water, it was immediately lost to sight.
by mike February 14, 2004
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Poop Loop

A loop that can be made while tying your shoes, that when you pull it, it makes a sound resembling "poooooooop".
See SpongeBob; Season 2, Epidsode 1
Poop Loop
by ShamWow plus a Snuggy February 19, 2009
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poop aftershock

The feeling of slight soreness/dull aching pain following the act of immense bowel cleansing, coming from the anus expanding to a, sometimes, seemingly unbelievable amount.
Bobby: Are you okay, Chuck?
Chuck: Oh, I'm alright, I'm just experiencing some pretty horrendous poop aftershock.
Bobby: I told you not to have that fourth bean chalupa last night!

Sometimes I can barely walk after I take a huge POO! DAMN YOU, POOP AFTERSHOCK!!!
by Ashley and Abby February 9, 2008
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poop contractions

When you've been harboring a major cable so long that your body starts to forcibly reject it, giving you the feelings of contractions in your anus. Often accompanied by ass sweat, and anal convulsions.
Man I've been holding off on dropping this bad boy off so long, I'm starting to have poop contractions!
by rockerdon666 December 4, 2009
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