When you go to the bathroom and all you get are a few rabbit pellets! That would get an underachiever poo award.
by HRL May 14, 2007
An overwhelming sense of pain, panic, cramping, and cold sweats that sweeps over someone when they are about to have diarrhea...especially if they are forced to hold it longer than they need to.
The feeling comes and goes, but gradually increases in frequency...like when women give birth...but this time you are giving birth to a giant wet shit.
The feeling comes and goes, but gradually increases in frequency...like when women give birth...but this time you are giving birth to a giant wet shit.
Jeff's poo contractions became stronger and more intense as he searched for a clean public bathroom. Thankfully, his sphincter was strong and held back the flow.
by Dooodooo Man March 11, 2008
High esteem obtained through the sight of the length, girth, or quantity of one's poo. Poo Pride is often left unmentioned, unless one takes a photo, or pulls someone over to look into the toilet bowl to gaze upon the glory of the recently-dumped poo.
by Casual Observer 4565 March 18, 2006
by Tom February 19, 2003
by mingz November 27, 2007
An extremely thick and sticky variety of fecal matter that adheres to the sides of a toilet bowl and refuses to flush even after repeated attempts. This rare breed of poo typically rears its ugly head around the holidays, and is usually created by the combination of grandma’s cheesy casserole followed by massive amounts of alcohol.
Junior: “Uncle Roscoe, your glue poo was so strong I couldn’t even get it off with my strongest piss stream!”
Uncle Roscoe: “Damn straight boy! Now make yourself useful and get me a beer.”
Uncle Roscoe: “Damn straight boy! Now make yourself useful and get me a beer.”
by Greenbear November 28, 2007
by Stinky McStink Face February 14, 2010