Often confused with shits creek, the poo canal is any body of water containing 73% fecal matter. In the poo canal you dont even start with a paddle.
by Nick Chernish May 3, 2007
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The feeling comes and goes, but gradually increases in frequency...like when women give birth...but this time you are giving birth to a giant wet shit.
The feeling comes and goes, but gradually increases in frequency...like when women give birth...but this time you are giving birth to a giant wet shit.
Jeff's poo contractions became stronger and more intense as he searched for a clean public bathroom. Thankfully, his sphincter was strong and held back the flow.
by Dooodooo Man March 11, 2008
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Get the poo pusher mug.An extremely thick and sticky variety of fecal matter that adheres to the sides of a toilet bowl and refuses to flush even after repeated attempts. This rare breed of poo typically rears its ugly head around the holidays, and is usually created by the combination of grandma’s cheesy casserole followed by massive amounts of alcohol.
Junior: “Uncle Roscoe, your glue poo was so strong I couldn’t even get it off with my strongest piss stream!”
Uncle Roscoe: “Damn straight boy! Now make yourself useful and get me a beer.”
Uncle Roscoe: “Damn straight boy! Now make yourself useful and get me a beer.”
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