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Pit Pony Geezer Bird 

Slang: British Female that behaves without normal feminine grace or decorum. With inhibitions lowered or removed by peer pressure and typically fuelled by alcopops or lager, they are often observed in the vicinity of or within the nightclubs of The North East region of the UK. PPGBs also appear in small groups at the popular cheap European tourist destinations frequented by the British; typically Spanish South Coast, Canary Islands and The Greek Islands.

Their behaviour and actions, which have in the past only been associated with drunken men, are loutish and ill mannered with contempt for other people. PPGBs will happily escalate the slightest minor verbal disagreement to physical assault, resulting in brawling on the ground with no regard for the consequences of their actions. Such situations might occur outside kebab- take away shops late in the evening and will often attract the attention of The Police.

Being overweight is not part of the definition of PPGB, however the attraction to fast food late at night is connected with the PPGBs lifestyle. Those that are overweight will happily display a lardy bottom with a thong and consider this to be a sexual asset. PPGBs may be promiscuous and consider this to be as a result of their popular attractiveness rather than anything else. Often with tattoos and very little cultural awareness they appear below Chav in terms of fashion sense and social skills. Their behaviour is best observed through the safety of the Reality Television documentaries on street violence and programmes of compiled from CCTV captured brawls.

The term "Pit Pony" comes from the North East (UK) coal mining industry and in this context refers to a solid lower working class person with little education.
The stereotype Pit Pony Geezer Bird would be a foul mouthed overweight Northern (UK) female with tattoos and badly beached hair, arguing with nightclub door staff on the street. Her children may have different fathers and be waiting for her return to their local council supplied apartment/flat.
Pit Pony Geezer Bird by Don from January 1, 2009
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sparkle pony 

Modern-day bimbos who dress cute and wear glitter to attract attention. Within Burning Man culture, they play 'vulnerable' and 'submissive' and spread 'love and light' to gain 'gifts' and popularity points. They use their 'sparkle' to avoid physical labor. Causing problems is detrimental to their survival, so they avoid social tensions and trot away at the first signs of trouble. They get what they need from those around them, so they don't like to rock the boat. They are not socially or politically oriented. They are followers, not leaders.
How can you not love Lolly?? She's the perfect sparkle pony. She smiles and shines. She loves to hoop and spread love to everyone!
sparkle pony by qfqxrx October 12, 2018

For Pony! 

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Nerd 1 says, "For the Horde!"
Nerd 2 replies, "For Pony!"
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Ass Pony 

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Driver with little patience, subscribing to the belief that being 1 foot behind the person in front of them will make traffic move faster on the freeway.

commuter of the 91 freeway in southern californa who typically commute two hours each way to work to take advantage of cheap housing and to live near white trash relatives.

NASCAR fans who practice drafting on fellow commuters often in an SUV or a raised white trash looking truck
That chick is an Ass Pony.

That ass pony is going to kill somebody.
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ass pony 

John is taking it this time, ASS PONY!!
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Shetland Pony 

The smelliest fucking horse on earth.
Damn it Robby! Smells like a damn Shetland Pony in here! Durrp!
Shetland Pony by Jornibo January 13, 2009