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Police record

Files/datas that are filled with someone's bullshits,or even worse, which are been kept by the police, in order to restrain your life as a punishment or to remember you forever.
By the time I applied a street-illegal exhaust in my motorbike, a cop's motorcycle caught me, and from now on, i own a police record.
by Xrousi March 10, 2022
mugGet the Police recordmug.

Positivity police

When cognitive dissonance is expressed by dismissing problems and enabling escapism.

Someone who is afraid of confrontation either internal or external.
"can we all just get along and not talk politics?"
Who called the positivity police?
by Dr.Crow February 27, 2023
mugGet the Positivity policemug.

receipt police

A person at costco who checks your receipt. There particularly annoying and angry
Look mom it's the receipt police about to check us to see if we stole anything! Hahhaah
by Turtlepawed July 5, 2017
mugGet the receipt policemug.

Fire Police

Generally a fire department elder who has retired from active firefighting and now performs traffic direction duties with now law enforcement training despite using the term police in the name. Commonly also a position for the department touchdown, and the middle aged members who talk about the hell years and fighting the big one despite never having fought fire.
Dude put that joint down there’s police ahead. Nah bro we’re good it’s fire police it’s like the Paul Blart of fireman.
by Johnny Taco October 17, 2020
mugGet the Fire Policemug.

Police

“Police”, “The Police” “12” “5-0” “fuzz” “pigs”

Police: An establishment in which was founded for individuals to drive the wedge between good and bad, ultimately creating the “Thin Blue Line”. The Police are there to enforce law and arrest those breaking the law.

The police are quite commonly insulted, mainly by criminals or those of an easily influenced personality. For example: alt girls, or those supporting “The Left” side of politics.
“Look, it’s the Police! I wonder what has happened.”
by Police Scotland March 8, 2021
mugGet the Policemug.

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