Poking the Pork Chops

Bouncing off of a girl's (or guy's, whatever you're into) ass as you have sex with them from behind. Whether it's anal or vaginal intercourse is completely irrelevant.

"So what did you do last night, dude?"
"Oh you know, just hung out with Stacy's mom and was poking the pork chops."

by A_sphincter_says_what August 11, 2013

Turtle Poking

A term used when you have a little shit poking out of your bum.

I gotta run to the toilet, I’m turtle poking right now

by YunDaggerDick September 24, 2020

Poke

When Arctic Foxes exist. Alternatively, when they actually try and pounce on something. Usually used with the slang term "Poker" in reference to Arctic Foxes.

1.) "Look! That Poker is poking!"

2.) "That Poker is about to poke!"

by AzureAzel September 16, 2019

Poke Ballin'

When you get so drunk you decide to smash your balls with a potato chip clamp at the same time screaming at your ex while face timing her.

Oh jeez Robs really Poke Ballin'.

by Robsh@rd September 1, 2020

Pokes fans

Fans of Oklahoma State University athletics teams. The butt-fuckinest, most annoying wanna be redneck fans found in the state of Oklahoma. They are located around the shitty little town of Stillwater. Most people would rather wipe their asses with 1-ply toilet paper than live in that shit box town for more than the 4 years required. The Pokes are the red-headed step sibling to Sooners fans and are subpar in every sport except wrestling.

I’d rather root for the Cleveland Browns than be Pokes fans.

by SportsGuy119 January 30, 2018

poked the pond

Fingering. The vagina is so wet that it’s like a pond.

I was making out with this girl and then I poked the pond.

by Bitcchhhhh February 15, 2019

poke joke

Poking fun at someone without meaning any harm.

I just decided to poke joke you. So, obviously, please don't take it to heart!

by Ereck Flowers November 13, 2018