phone twitching

The act of reaching towards the phone to call a girl or guy that you like, but twitching your hand back because you are still to shy to ask them to go out with you. This can be avoided by just asking them out in person.

Tom: Did you call stacy yet?

Alex: No, I just kept phone twitching.

by Gribblegronk February 14, 2006

cell phone

A device that is very handy in getting help if you run out of gas on the road, lost, crash, etc. Of course, now all stupid fuckoff people have one and oh say... have it ring during Advance Physics and having the professor cancel class and missing important notes which could have been useful on the final because the stupid fucker wouldn't leave when the professor told her to.

Cell phones are great for 2-5 minute conversations every week or so but not ALL the time. God fucking people with cell phones piss me off.

by sdasdsadsadas May 24, 2006

phone sex

When 2 people who are usually not being honest about what the look like, converse in a sexual manner over the telephone. Most often acted out by over-weight women and really ugly men who say they're "hot" but in fact...are "not".

"Hi baby, I'm 5'5, 125 with long blonde hair and green eyes. I'm laying here on my bed with the phone in one hand and my dildo in the other..would you like to have phone sex?"

by CPK4Life August 14, 2006

self phone

A phone I use to call myself. Play on word sound cell phone. (See cellph phone.)

That's my self phone. I use it to call myself.

by Phil Kelley February 16, 2005

cell phone

Something all teenagers find is necessary when really its not at all...and makes people horrible drivers. . .thats why n.y.(the only state worth living in) has a law against it

an asian person driving + cell phone = death to everyone

by A bitch and i'm sorry January 11, 2006

Phone sitting

The act of remaining seated while a nearby phone rings.

I was sitting on my ass at the computer when the phone began to ring, and I decided I was to lazy and interested to get up and answer it. To make matters more annoying; the person called back twice, and hung up at the answering machine so that a dial tone echoed throughout my house for three seconds.

"Phone sitting is hilarious."

by Ken Popov December 13, 2007

phone rape

To complulsive need to call, leave voicemails, and text message the same person without getting a response. Usually, drunk.

He wouldn't answer the phone, so I went past the drunk-dial and straight into the phone rape.

by theBERTRAND November 12, 2006