mommies

The best, biggest, hairiest, not racist, highest and tightest jean wearing bitches in the world

hey mommies, I just donated some money to save dying people in america. They need the help

by keep making cool stuff June 12, 2020

mommy

pitiful and yin

pitiful and yin are mommy

by crackerdue33 May 11, 2022

salty mommy

The female version of a sugar daddy. Normally stuck up, old, and men only want her for her money.

Man, my salty mommy is already 50 years old but I really need that cash...

by Lunadactyl January 4, 2016

Muscle Mommy

A tall, muscular, sometimes middle-aged woman who likes to treat their male (or female) partner like their own child, like how a mother does

Person 1: Bro, I got a muscle mommy girlfriend

Person 2: Damn, she looks old enough to be your mommy

by BSSNV2947 August 10, 2024

mommy

mommy defines a certain girl by the name of saoirse who is extremely sexy and has big voluptuous mommy milkers and a sexy bod with a gorgeous face mommy is the sexiest person known to man she is the best ever and perfect in every way possible

i love my mommy

by mommy’s boy April 19, 2023

mommy work

A women who likes to clean the dishes, do the laundry, go shopping, and cook for kids

Son: hey I’m fat as fuck can you make me something to eat?
Mother: looks like I’m gonna have to do all the mommy work again

by Fireguy47 August 25, 2018

mommy's drunk

it means that you're on your own

After he graduated high school, mommy's drunk.

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it January 5, 2020