key (ones) car

verb, to scratch the paintjob surface of a car.

I had my car out of storage for just 3 days, and some dickless piece of shit had the nerve to key (ones) car.

by nick_g July 01, 2010

Key-nwah board

When you get quinoa grains stuck under the keys of your keyboard eventually making them unusable.

I have to take my laptop to get repaired cause my key-nwah board is fucked.

by BC4C October 26, 2018

low key asshole

Someone who may not want to be/act/appear as an asshole, but totally pulls some asshole moves

Man, Eric is nice and all but a total low key asshole when it comes to (insert particular issue here).

by Ew It’s Me January 21, 2019

Low Key Valid

When something is Low Key Valid it’s pretty cool.

This water I just drank is low key valid.

by YouKnowWhoTheFuckThisIs*** April 21, 2022

hong key yoon

The God of all Gods. Absolute legend would die for ANYDAY. Amen

I want to be Hong Key Yoon

by The decider of fate May 19, 2021

low key stoner

someone who doesn't seem like they'd be a stoner but actually is. an unconventional stoner if you will

"oh yea you know her? she is such a low key stoner, never would've expected that"

by ktp1823 March 13, 2019

pita pa key

Originated in a thread in FinHeaven & Co. and popularized by too many people to mention. It is what it is and its not what its not. It is everything. It is nothing. It is the redheaded stepchild in an Armenian family photo. It is the look your gas attendant gives you when you ask if he has change for $100. It is the underground movement that is slowly taking over the world one forum at a time. It is you. You are it. It is the pita pa key.

1. Who Dey; Wit da Pita Pa Key?

by tehMick February 14, 2005