Jerk It Up

Looking something up, with the intentions of jerking off to it
Tonight I think i'm going to jerk it up to some celeb nudes
by Mister. K November 23, 2015
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Hurt Jerk

When a girl makes you think you’re getting some ass. Then leaves you with blue balls. Then you gotta jerk off painfully.
Bruh, this girl made me think I was gettin’ some and left me with blue balls. I had to go home and do the hurt jerk.
by G-rock October 03, 2019
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jerk wrangler

What you call a girl that attracts the worst of men. The poorest, lamest jerks in the San Diego area.
Wheres Casey?
That girl, such a jerk wrangler, shes out with another douchebag.
by MGoodlife October 17, 2013
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Razor Jerk

when you have a kidney stone in your urethra then you jerk off so when you cum it cuts up the inside of your penis
cystinuretic: dude i’ve got a kidney stone in my dick
guy2: you should try a razor jerk
by Yungincel February 15, 2020
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campfire jerk

The boys and I all campfire jerked after the fire to end the night
by openwound May 13, 2015
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Soda Jerk

A young woman that is indignant to the attention of older men. Despite obviously wanting attention, they vocalize their distaste for older interested parties, usually at rather loud decibels. A person who is obnoxious about their disgust for "thirsty" dudes despite doing their best to advertise that they have all the "milkshakes."
Nah man, ignore her she just wants attention; she is a Soda Jerk.
by Dirty O'man October 19, 2020
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