re-insertion assistant

An observer and/or participant in an intercourse session --- often the "second" guy/girl in a threesome --- who is tasked with promptly tucking the dude's randomly-swaying woodie back into the chick's love-tunnel whenever it accidentally pops out from his having unintentionally withdrawn it a bit too far prior to his next thrust; this relieves the lovers from irritating pauses in their steamy copulating to semi-blindly fumble back there themselves and re-insert the errant schlong each time.

Finding a willing re-insertion assistant is usually quite easy --- often, you simply need to approach a random passerby and offer him/her a "standard" reward for his/her help: agree to allow the person "a turn of his/her own" with the opposite-gender intercourse-partner afterwards (or at least a post-session hand-job/blowjob from the gal if it's a male assistant), let the person play with the balls and butt-cheeks of the copulating duo for a few moments after each occasion during the "hot 'n' heavy" when his services are required, and/or maybe allow him to give one or both partners a full-body massage --- extra points if you both also give him a nice soothing rub-down in return, of course --- after the session is over.

by QuacksO June 17, 2018

Forced Re-education

Oh no! You have to do the thing I have to do! Oh no! For an indefinite about of time!? Awww... That sucks! But hey, look at it this way, at least the people doing it to YOU aren't retarded in comparison to YOU. Right? You're at the same level of intellect!

Hym "At least, your forced re-education is at the hands of people who are at your level, you know, intellectually... Because you're not all that intelligent? Hey, use your willingness to affirm values you don't actually believe in! Do that! Validate the axioms of the God you don't actually believe in! I mean... Not in the way YOU ALREADY ARE DOING THAT but like... The woke God... Validate that one now."

by Hym Iam August 24, 2023

Re

RE is a Greek word that is used when you want to shout at someone or you are angry with them. It's not polite.

Person : Re asshole! I'll kill you! Why did you do this?

Example 2:
person : Where are you Re niko! Long time no see.

by Kwkwnanthebarbarian September 18, 2018

re

«re» pronounced (r) is a french abbreviation that u can use only by messages.
It means that you’re back in the conversation.

You: «Wait my mom calls me. I’ll be right back»
Friend: «ok»
*2 minutes later*
You: «re»
Friend: «cool !! Ok so I was telling you the she arrived when he....»

by Lisa2415 March 18, 2020

you fuckin re

You would say this when your friend or anybody really does something that only a retard would do.

Re is short for “Retard”

Evan: “Why are you still twerking?”

David: “I don’t know why Brian isn’t talking”
Tyler: “That’s not what he said!”
Brian: “He asked why I wasn’t talking you fuckin re!”

^ Thats short for “retard”

by msiregalP January 4, 2024

Re

re is short and sweet

Re is a lana del rey stan

by glorioussthornn November 25, 2021

Re-gurge

Re-gurge (or Regurge) defines a drug product that has been broken down, laden with cut, and then re-pressed in the effort to sell it as solid and pure. Refers mostly to Cocaine, which when pure is normally large solid and flakey chunks of various sizes and shapes. By -re-pressing the weakened product it is possible to deceive some clients into thinking the dope is still uncut and in original condition, as the chunks have a general appearance similar to pure coke, untouched by the dreaded cut monster. The seasoned dope fiend knows very quickly whether the dope is original press, or re-gurge, by a close examination to reveal the texture of the pressed product, and other trade secrets I will not share here. Caveat Emptor.

Damn! Charlie said to come over quick, as he just scored a kilo of pure, but when I got there it was obviously re-gurge.

by Gojai August 30, 2017